When you think "Midgar" is a real place and want to go there.
When you think "Midgar" is a real place and want to go there.
Originally Posted by Christmas
hey whoa i know midgar isnt real....yet...
i was jus sayin i bet some people are like "wow i was i was rockin in midgar right now"
edit:btw sorry for the double post...something was goin wrong and i couldnt see my post come up....
Last edited by sephirothishere; 08-13-2006 at 10:44 AM. Reason: dunno....
49. since you cant find Strife delivery service you decide to create it yourself
'Ripping out someones skull and beating them to death with it doesn't seem physically possible'.
'Thats what he was saying as she did it!'
sorry don't know what number were >_<
Sorry if someone said this.......
when you look to much like the characters......
Oh yeah and you want to do something like this!
(I want too!!! and look like that while doing this!)
Offline/Online
You beg your future boyfriend to dress up in a leather outfit and style his hair Loz style <3
You write a new script for it.
51. If you think it's better than The Spirits Within.
Leave some shards under the belly
Lay some grease inside my hand
It's a sentimental jury
And the makings of a good plan
52. You cut off your real arm and replace it with a Gatling Gun that you ordered from Strife Delivery Service! Coincidentally!
53. When your sitting at home watching ...... FF:ACand your pet dog starts talking especially when Red XIII comes onto the screen!
[leeza]Do not post more than once in a row. Use the edit/delete button if you wish to add to your post. ~ Leeza[/leeza]
So once is too much?
I tried to get that ring tone!LOL!!!!!!
(I don't know wut number evryone is on but here goes)
- u try to pick fights with people in a church
- u get charged with destruction of property at the church and ur only excuse is "I wuz trying to find the lifestream so I may cure the world of geostigma."
- buy a red ribbon and put it around ur arm to remember aeris
- take ur pet african bearded dragon call it Bahamut (or the japanese name bahamuto [I think]) and try to make it destroy your city.
(lol these stink)
Whenever you see a field of flowers you see Aeris too.
When you try to plant some flowers in a church.
i've done that and i have the fanfare on cd ^_^- buy a red ribbon and put it around ur arm to remember aerisLOL!!!!!!
turk power!!!
When you set your house on fire, just so that you can turn around veeeery slowly and sinisterly like Sepheroth
When you trick your younger brother/sister into changing their name to Denzel/Marlene
I am the Evil Moogle! Tremble before me!
-when dilly dally shilly shally has become a regular part of your vocabulary
GUILTY - Erm yeah haha
Quick note: People take track of numbers... we went though the 40s like 2 times and 50s times in that
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When you know which character is like you. (Kadaj)
-When you make a Steve Irvin AC tribute joke.
It took me about two minutes to write those out.
Anyway here's a new one......
A tribute to the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irvin
Barret's Documentary on Bahamut
*Tifa was knocked out*
Denzel: Hey Tifa, you okay?Hello,anybody home?
*looks around*
Denzel:Keheeeeeheheheheeh!!
**beeps* her*
*Bahamut lands*
Denzel:Hey that was my house you ARRRRSSEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*Denzel runs at him*
*Barret comes and shoots Bahamut in the face*
Barret(with Steve's voice):Stay back kid!You wanna get yourself killed?
*turns back*
Barret:So now here we have Bahamut the king of dragons,one of the possibly most dangerous creatures on the planet.Able to spit fireballs the size of Ozma the optional boss from FFIX,and fly at a height no human but Cloud can reach,I'll now demonstrate how to stick my heavily loaded fist up his ass!
Tifa:Seriously?
Barret:Crikey,definitely.
*runs at him*
*Red comes and fight*
*Barret pumps his gun to stick it up Bahamut's ass but Bahamut was flying at him,ready for dinner*
*shuriken comes flying and Yuffie lands*
Yuffie:Oh boy,isn't he gorgeous?
Tifa:Come to think of it,hell yeah.
Yuffie:YEE-HAW!!
*runs at Bahamut*
Denzel:That thing's gorgeous?Crikey, it burned down my house!
*Shadow Creepers appear*
Background music:WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??
*Cid whacks and shoves them aside*
Cid:Just in time!And I'll explain about these Shadow Creepers!They are a pain in the ass who likes to sneak up on people and eat the #@#$@ out of them before #$#$$ them and ##%#@% followed by #@#$#@#$ and #$@#$#$@ before ending with #$@$#$@$##$@%#@@#$#%@@#!
Vincent(with Butcher voice from Warcraft III
Denzel:Whoa he a butcher or something?
Tifa:Uhh yeah......he sells dog and dragon meat usually......
*Cloud arrives*
Cloud:I blah blah blah...... what the hell let's get there and see Barret stick his fist up Bahamut's ass.
Kadaj:Crikey!I just summoned a beauty!
Yazoo:wow,isn't he beautiful?
Loz:HEY NOT FAIR YOU MEANIE!I WANT TO STICK MY FIST UP HIS ASS!
Reno:Hey I want to stick my rod up his ass too!wait for me!
Rude:.........*follows*
Rufus:He's really aggressive and is easily agitated,so no one but trained personnel can handle such a creature.But Cloud and the others can approach him because they know when to stay away.So now their keeping their distance from Bahamut before trying to snare him.
*Cloud arrives with Tifa and takes thier spot to watch the show*
*Barret,Loz and Reno fight each other so that they can get an attempt to stick their weapons up Bahamut's ass*
Aeris:Man I can't believe I missed this!I could've stuck my staff up Bahamut's tight gorgeous ass!
Zack:*watches while munching some doritos*
Sephiroth:HEY I WANT TO STICK MY SWORD UP HIS TINY ASS!
*Kadaj was watching and eating a slice of Jenova's Friggin' Head Cheese Pizza and turns into him*
*Sephy flies to Bahamut,kills Loz and Reno and stabs Barret in the heart(sigh,gotta go with the flow)*
Sephiroth:I'M GONNA STICK MY SWORD UP YOUR TIGHT ASS!
*sticks his sword up his ass*
Cloud:Hey you killed Barret Steve Irvin!
*Omnislash*
*Sephy dies*
*Kadaj returns to the planet*
Kadaj:FRRREEEEEENNNNCHHHHHHH TTTTTTOOOOOAAAASSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
Everyone:RIP Barret Steve Irvin.Amen.
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