From what I understand Nintendo is again building up its third party game library, and here is my version of Microsoft asking nintedo for an allience.

Micro: Our system sucks, help us beat the PS3!
Nintendo: Bark like a dog,
Micro: What?
Nintendo: You heard me, Bark like a dog.
Micro: Um, Woof?
Nintendo: Now do a jig.
Micro: Whats a Jig?
Nintedo: Do it!
Micro: Okay, *does Jig* so will you help us?
Nintendo: No, Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!