And then he told me to keep it a secret, but then he told me to tell the world, so I am.

But also, this got me to thinkin'.

And I thunk "Why do people change their minds like that?" Like, have you ever had a friend who told you a secret, and they made you swear to take it to the grave? So you did the whole cross my heart and hope to die stick a needle in my eye thing, and it was so juicy and wonderful and you wanted to tell everybody, but you didn't? And then like a day/week/month/year/decade later you bring it up in conversation and they're like "Oh man, I told everybody about that. Where were you?" And you just explode!

So talk about those secrets you weren't supposed to tell but found out that you really could have!