This is like the happiest news story I've ever read in my life.

[-N-]

Including the mid-90s when everything was perfect.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la...home-headlines

[Raistlin]

Spyder is the kid's name? Good god.

[Shlup]

I got through more paragraphs than I thought I would before I stopped caring entirely. If there's an interesting point to the article, please state it so I can stop skimming over car names that mean nothing to me.

[Miriel]

huh

[Big D]

Glorious stuff

Quite heartening to know that there are people in the US who recognise a Bentley when they see one...

I've got a soft spot for rare and exotic vehicles. We see very few high-price supercars here, so they're always something of a treat for a low-level car nut like myself.

[GhandiOwnsYou]

How can you not recognize a bentley? Masterpieces.

[Calliope]

How is this even news?

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

I can easily see how a Hindu who regularly engages in brazen idolatry could get behind this, but I'm against the materialistic deification of cars going on there.

[Shoeberto]

materialistic deification

I don't see how you intended to use that word without expecting it to get read wrong.

[Roto13]

materialistic deification

I don't see how you intended to use that word without expecting it to get read wrong.

Who deficates on a Bently?

[Loony BoB]

Who cares about cars when there's good quality jet aircraft at your local military airstrip?

[Dignified Pauper]

I only worship one thing. Myself.

*gazes at a mirror adoringly*

[Madame Adequate]

Who cares about cars when there's good quality jet aircraft at your local military airstrip?

Quoted for truth. Cars are ok - and if you get a really nice one it's a hell of a thing, but only the very best ones can actually match jet fighters and whatnot.

[Old Manus]

I prefer laughing at old banged up cars, always driven by boy-racers.

[RPJesus]

The best news ever was years ago, in the 50's or something, on the BBC when the announcer said 'There has been no news today. Here is some music'.
I remember it personally, being 4000 years old. I listened it to on my talkie-box.