Oldbies suck. They're full of themselves, their only method of humor is through obscure outdated references, and they're just bad company to keep in general. They're elitist, tightly into their cliques, and flaunt their seniority like someone wearing Sex Panther.

Three cheers for oldbies.

ack, what happened to the cheers thing, back in the old day this wouldn't have happened >_<