I'd smite everyone who ever made fun of me for beng an atheist. Preferably with lightning bolts.
I'd smite everyone who ever made fun of me for beng an atheist. Preferably with lightning bolts.
"Reality is that which,
when you stop believing in it,
doesn't go away".
Philip K. Dick
ha ha ha, athiest!Originally Posted by starseeker
(actually, i'm an athiest too... :/)
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I would make it sunny and warm everywhere.
Hello Pika Art by Dr Unne ~~~ godhatesfraggles
smite the bastards who complain, then make the world a better place by killing the dimwits and making eoff a better place, then proceed to unscrewing stuff, sit back and rlelax and create new species, or just recreate Jurassic Park!!!!!!
Leeza wants us all to suffer from global drought and all life to die.awww.
I never knew you supported global warming.
LET THE HAMMER FALL
A suicidal god! ZOMG!!!
I'd get a T-shirt that said 'Atheist God'.
DELIGHTFULLY IRONIC!!!
I'd make myself a nice world to mess with. Could be fun.
I would give the powers back to God. Mortals do not deserve and are not worthy of such power.
Unless they're RPJesus!
Who already has Jesus like powers, but is just greedy!
...riiight. :rolleyes2
Delete the internet
there was a picture here
I'd probably do the same thing.I would make it sunny and warm everywhere.
dimwits are lower then a god, similtaneous existence is impossible.A suicidal god! ZOMG!!!
I'd create more hot dogs and make the chelsea chairman bankrupt through gambling debt!
LET THE HAMMER FALL
If I had Godlike powers? So what, really terrible spam? No thanks, kids, I already have that down to a fine art.
Hands up if you got my cool EoFF reference.
If I had godlike powers I would...
Take all the good people of the world, and put them into the Garden of Eden. It would be impossible for people to feel pain there, and sex wouldn't be a private or smaed upon thing. There'd also be no std's. As for the bad people...I'd take all the monsters of the FF games and sic them upon the bad poeple. Then when all the bad people are dead, I'd make an area where the monsters cannot get into, and it will be called "Garden". Then I'd make the world appear as FF8 and in the garden would be the first people, and once the human population reaches one million, they'd start venturing off, and make other places. Then, I'd put sorceress' into the world, and the gardens across the golbe would battle against the sorceress. The rest, most of you know.
Wow, I sure got carried away with this...hehehe
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