Eurovision

[Zeldy]

Eurovision is back, and the UK's entry is worse than ever.

Usually I don't really fuss over Eurovision, but this year is different. Im actually excited!
Not for the UK's entrant, but Finland's (obvsly kthx)
All I can say is -- Its worth watching. Just to see Finland's entrants. Oh yes. You've probably already seen what the band look like. If you havn't; I don't want to spoil it. But on their webpage it says "Europe. Get ready to be scared"

So who would you like to win?

I can't wait to see the UK get "Nil Pwa"

[DudeSon2004]

''My lovely horse''.

[~SapphireStar~]

That is freaky, I watched that episode last night! Love it.

My lovely horse, running through the field
Where are you going, with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?

I want to shower you with sugar lumps, and ride you over fences
Polish your hooves every single day, and take you to the horse dentist

My lovely horse, youre a pony no more
Running around with a man on your back, like a train in the night...

Wouldnt you vote for that?!

But I loathe the Eurovision. It can be a laugh pointing at those poor delusional prats dancing around on stage singing some random bizzare lyrics in front of millions of viewers. Who have we got? Havent seen the UK contestant. I read it was some rapper, but I ignored it.

[Spiffing Cheese]

Oh god I hate Eurovision. Yet I always watch it. And every year it disappoints me. And I still watch it.

But it's always good for a few laughs. Gemini, of course, bringing the most.

UK's entry for this year is so bad it's hysterical. :laugh:

[Emerald weapon]

mon the brits!!!but its a bit weird weve got a pedofilic rapper for our entrant!ahmean they girls are barley legal!

[Spiffing Cheese]

mon the brits!!!but its a bit weird weve got a pedofilic rapper for our entrant!ahmean they girls are barley legal!

And he's paedophilic... how?

[Zeldy]

Havent seen the UK contestant. I read it was some rapper, but I ignored it.

[Spiffing Cheese]

Oh god he reminds me of someone. Someone really really irritating. WHO IS IT?

[Brian The Pink Shark]

OMG Eurovsion one of the ost fun nights of the year, but im gonna miss it

i hate all the songs people play on it but its a fantastic laugh, and terry wogan's commentary is great

[Wuggly Blight]

The comic value of its great, Europe doesnt actually know we see it as a joke, they take it seriously, I mean, my poor birds feet are freezing!? Some of the sings are just to funny. Great we get in automatically with France unlike all the other nations, one day we shall win. one day.

Oh yes and terry wogans comments

[DK]

Hahaha the Croatian entrant is that pop woman that had a sex tape leaked onto the internet. Also, The UK entrant looks like a giant failure. The song is a rap song called "Teenage Life" being sung by a 40 year old white man. I think we're going on a mission to get no points.

Edit: Good god, You can listen to the music on the site. UK for -40 points IMO

[Brian The Pink Shark]

dont we always do that?

[Wuggly Blight]

The uk entry sucks, well British. I want to win for once, its been 10 years, we used to win EVERY year for like 20 years. And now were on a talentless hack 40 trying to be 14, its awful. Dont we have a talent cap or something?!

[DK]

We won like, 10 years ago. But then everything just failed miserably. Anyway Eurovision is always good for a laugh. Wogan is a legend.

Israel for the surprise package win for mine.

Edit: German entry is brilliant xD I think I'm going to be voting for the Germans

[RPJesus]

I never watched it, but that's because I already wacthed every one ever, and they sucked real bad, so I reversed time so that I hadn't done.
So I've never seen it, but I know it's usually crap thta's in it. Except that Numa Numa thing is catchy, and the cats are cute.

What's terribly bewildermenting, though, is Finnland's entry. Lordi. Something different than usual. They should get Finntroll, though.