Monty Python

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Does anyone actually know about the time when John Cleese and Michael Palin went on a Friday Night, Saturday Morning. I've never seen John Cleese take such interest in ceiling decor before

[DeShanai]

The Holy Grail was my fave...lol. The average wing velocity of a European sparrow?

[Perducci]

"Where did you get those coconuts from?"

[Croyles]

Monty Pythons great, its a shame ive watched all of them too many times. Its died out for me now.

[The Unknown Guru]

Monty Python rules. My favorite movie is And Now for Something Completely Different. I think some of the episodes of the show are a lot funnier though.

Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

The peasants in Warcraft 3 quote the Holy Grail. "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" "You're the king? Well, I didn't vote for you!" "We've found a witch! May we burn her?"

[StarChild]

I saw all those films because one of my good friends in high school was british so he had to introduce me to them, lol, well that was his logic. But anyways, When I was watching "Life of Brian"...that was an interesting moment in my life 0__0 I think I may have been scarred for life or something.

[Ifirit's Fury]

Ahhh, all the python movies are great. My favorite skit though is from the flying circus. Self-Defense against fruit I believe it was?

Absolutely funny, it's like an 8 minute rant about what to do if someone attcks you with a banana, when all one guy is worried about is "pointed sticks"

I realize this may not sound all that side-splitting, you just have to watch it.

[Shoden]

One of the people of the Monty Python team come from my town. I'm gonna watch Life of Brian in a minute.

[jesteranimefreak]

Arthur: How many did we lose?
Lancealot: Guaine, Ector, and Bolwes.
Arthur: That's five!
Random knight 1: Three!
Arthur: Three, three... well we can't risk another frontal asualt, that rabbit's dynamite!
Robin: Would it help to confuse it by running away more?
Lancealot: Oh shut up and go and change your armour!
Arthur: Have we got bows? [Random knight shakes his head "no"]
Lancealot: We have the Holy Hand Grenade!
Arthur: Yes of coruse! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! Tis one of the Sacred Relics Brother Manarch carries with him! Brother Manarch! Bring out thy Holy Hand Grenade!
[Chant of "Dieasu Dominae, Toras aes Requiem" As the hand grenade is taken to Arthur]
Arthur: How does... um... How does it work?
Lancelot: I know not my leige.
Arthur: Consult the Book of Armnements!
Manarch: Armnements, Chapter 2, Verses 9 through 21...
Squire: And St. Attala raised the Hand Grenade on high saying "Oh Lord! Blessith now this Holy Hand Grenade so it may blow my eneimies to tiny bits! With thine mercy." And the Lord did Grin. And he feasted upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and oragutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and...
Manarch: Skip a bit Brother...
Squire: And the Lord spake saying: "First thou shall take out thy holy pin. Then thou shalt count to three -- no more, no less. Three shall be the number of the count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four thou shal not count, nor thou count out tow excepting when thou shal proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbeth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, towards thine foe, who being not in thine sight shall snuff it!
All: Amen.
Arthur: Right [pulls pin] One, Two, Five!
Random Knight: Three, sir!
Arthur: Three! [throws hand grenade]

^^ All of that from memory! (might be wrong in some places....)

[Croyles]

that bit was great!
So is the argument skit:
http://www.rapidsharing.com/b21de230...d56be930c30b74

[Shoden]

Dead Parrot sketch!

[Perducci]

Ahhh, all the python movies are great. My favorite skit though is from the flying circus. Self-Defense against fruit I believe it was?

Absolutely funny, it's like an 8 minute rant about what to do if someone attcks you with a banana, when all one guy is worried about is "pointed sticks"

I realize this may not sound all that side-splitting, you just have to watch it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3o7Wpk7oN...Monty%20Python

[DynasticJam]

I love the Monty Python TV series, it is definately my favorite TV show ever! And the movies have to be the best movies ever made! Anyone who agrees with me has great taste

[agrudis]

I love the Holy Grail. That damn rabbit smurfed those people up!

Rabbit?

[GooeyToast]

Monty Python is classic. The Holy Grail is comic gold