I am a new mother.

[Dixie]

Not really. ^_^ There was a cat outside. The people next door abandoned her when they moved out. Well, she got pregnant and had 7 babies! They are sooooooo cute! So...do you like kittens or other baby animals? Do you have any stories about baby animals?

[Chris]

I like kittens, but I hate them when they leave a "present" for you somewhere in the house.

[Dreddz]

There all Ungrateful bastards.

[Denmark]

BABY ANIMALZ IZ SQUISHY

but seriously. they're awesome. as long as i don't have to take care of them. which I don't. so yeah, they're awesome.

[Old Manus]

I have many stories with animals.

[Perducci]

My old dog had five puppies once and they all crawled behind the washing machine and it took my parents like three hours to move the washing machine to get them out because they were scared that they would squash the puppies.

It was awesome.

[Dignified Pauper]

My old dog had five puppies once and they all crawled behind the washing machine and it took my parents like three hours to move the washing machine to get them out because they were scared that they would squash the puppies.

It was awesome.

this is the saddest story I've ever heard.

[Khaotic]

I'd be more than happy to take one off your hands, feel free to put it in a box and send it away!

[lord shishio]

cats are ok, but i prefer dogs.

[Perducci]

My old dog had five puppies once and they all crawled behind the washing machine and it took my parents like three hours to move the washing machine to get them out because they were scared that they would squash the puppies.

It was awesome.

this is the saddest story I've ever heard.

Aye...

But it was great watching my parents spend all that time moving the washing machine.

I'd be more than happy to take one off your hands, feel free to put it in a box and send it away!

I'd be happy to give you one, but it was like six years ago.

[Freya]

When i moved my dogs killed this cat and we were like aww poor kittoe. Only to be walking around the house to hear little "mews". The cat had had kittens under our insulation. They were so litttle they hadn't even opened thier eyes yet. We had to bottle feed them. I only have one now cause we gave the other 4 away.
Other than that it's colt season. We now have 2 colts(boy horse babies) and 2 filies(girl hourse babies) with 2 more yet to come. They are so cute.

[Roto13]

This is my kitten, Olivia. She's not old enough to take home yet, but she'll be moving in with me in about a week! ^_^

[Perducci]

You're so mysterious!

[Roto13]

You're so mysterious!

That's not me. That's a 15-year-old girl. >_>

[Perducci]

You're so mysterious!

That's not me. That's a 15-year-old girl. >_>

Thanks for taking away the mystery.