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    Default The butter exploded

    Since my mum just managed to make butter explode in a microwave instead of melt, I thought I'd start a discussion on culinary disasters.
    What is the worst culinary disaster you've ever caused?
    Mine is the time I put too much black food colouring in a sponge cake. It didn't rise and it looked so burnt that I hat difficulty persuading anyone to eat it.
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    Cold tea
    ...Geddit?

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    when my mum cook spicy chicken with a sauce that are already expired...she realize it when she found that the sauce colour is black, not red...my father immediately went to the shop to change it...but the sauce is already mixed with the chicken, so nothing that we can do...we just eat it and nothing bad happen to us...

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    I made a glass break in the microwave while making a supersaturated sugar solution to make rock candy with

    Um culinary disasters. . . I tend to stay away from cooking so I don't run into those too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mobiletype
    Cold tea
    Better drink it before it gets warm!
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    I usually microwave myself taquitos for lunch when I use the microwave. To do this, the microwave is set at 1:10. I wanted to make a cookie, but I forgot that I had to set it for 16 seconds only, so I put it as 1:10 since I'm so used to microwaving taquitos. Lots of black smoke came out of my microwave and it spelt so bad. xD


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    You guys put way too many things into the microwave. Where I come from we only put stuff like small pizzas, buns, infants and sausages.


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    I set pork chops afire once.

    Damn thing is, It was an accident.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Levian
    You guys put way too many things into the microwave. Where I come from we only put stuff like small pizzas, buns, infants and sausages.
    i agree...unless you have a giant microwave which is sponsored by doraemon...

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    I ran the kitchen on the Hidenburg. It... um... it went badly.

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    I can't make pancakes.

    It took me three frying pans before I realised this.

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    grapes *Evil grin*

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    I once put foil in the microwave. Good times.

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    There was the time I first made scones, they came out a little too hard. I'm pretty good at cooking so I don't burn things very often. I also once set my dressing gown sleeve on fire doing scrambled eggs... still have no idea how I managed that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitten
    There was the time I first made scones, they came out a little too hard. I'm pretty good at cooking so I don't burn things very often. I also once set my dressing gown sleeve on fire doing scrambled eggs... still have no idea how I managed that.
    you are pretty good in cooking?...can i know about you more?...please?...

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