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    Something funny happened this very morn. I put the kettle on for a cup o' tea and the kettle decided to not switch off, so it boiled for ages. Me being stupid and not realising it was still going, I turned round to the horror of the kitchen being FILLED with steam from the kettle.

    YAY TEA TOWEL WAVY MADNESS! xD

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    I set fire to a glass of milk once. That was pretty amazing.

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    what does culinary mean?

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    I didn't realize that as water boiled, the water leaves the pot as steam. u_u; I was cooking ramen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara
    I once put foil in the microwave. Good times.
    Haha! I've done that before too. Smart, aren't we?

    I cook at my job, so I'm sure there are a lot of disasters I've had. One time I was being nice and taking a pie out of the oven for someone and I ended up droping it on the floor, so I had to make another pie. Well, after that pie finished baking I went to take it out of the oven and drop that pie too. I wasn't to amused when it happend.

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    I decided that butter wouldn't burn fast on a grilled cheese sandwhich so I turned the heat on the oven to max, and the whole kitchen was covered in smoke. >_<
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    Quote Originally Posted by leon123
    what does culinary mean?
    It means kitchen related. I think.

    There was this one time where I had hot melted marshmallows stuck on my hand. Very painful. When I tried to take it off I got my hands even more sticky (and burned).

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    My worst culinary disaster was when I put a CD in the microwave.

    I was pretty kickin' rad, but it tasted horrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris
    Mac & Cheese in the microwave is not a good idea! THE CHEESE ALWAYS BURNS. <<

    RUINED.
    Set the microwave to low and cook it for 30 seconds at a time.

    I put a christmas bauble in the microwve once... hehe... and i've totally burnt a birthday cake i was making.. Adn i accidentally microwaved a chocolate chip muffin once... really nice though.. i microwave them all the time now..(Yummm..)

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    No idea how to use microwave + anything = disaster.
    My dear you've been used, I'm breaking the news.

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    Quote Originally Posted by o_O
    My worst culinary disaster was when I put a CD in the microwave.

    I was pretty kickin' rad, but it tasted horrible.
    you put a CD in the microwave?...

    what kind of recipe that you try to invent?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ekinserge
    you put a CD in the microwave?...

    what kind of recipe that you try to invent?...
    It's a recipe called "Delete all the data on the CD and make the CD look freakin' awesome!"

    Another disaster of mine would have to be when a hot dog exploded in the microwave.

    We aren't good with microwaves, are we?

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    I first thought this said "The Buttler exploded" lol. I've seen enough stuff on brainiac. Try putting citric fruits in the microwave.

    LET THE HAMMER FALL

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    You can simply ask anyone that knows me well enough. I can't cook, put a spacula in my hand and I'll start a fire. Even if I don't have matches or an oven or microwave. Just a spacula. That's how bad I am.

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    >>> Once I tried to make the Yakitate Japan`s Microwave Bread but I failed..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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