If World War II was a real time strategy game

[Tavrobel]

eestlinc, you play WAY too much Starcraft/Warcraft/FPSes.
Only a Battle.net Experience maker would have the time to do that. Looks most like Starcraft jargon.

[eestlinc]

(I didn't write this. someone sent it to me. not sure where it came from)

but yes the copying and pasting did take a long time.

edit: I never played Starcraft. It was always Age of Empires for me.

[Tavrobel]

(I didn't write this. someone sent it to me. not sure where it came from)

but yes the copying and pasting did take a long time.

edit: I never played Starcraft. It was always Age of Empires for me.

Ohh, wow. I guess it's hard to hit Ctrl + C and Ctrl + P. So Hard. Impossible.

SC > AoE, but AoE was first, so therefore, AoE wins. But Warcraft was same time, and Warcraft is > SC and AoE.

It's definitely SC. The terminology and progression of writing/n00bishness is far too different from anything else. However, there's nine players; this means it could be an FPS, but there are few chatrooms where people act as such.

I WOULD laugh, but since this is the reality of online play of my favorite game, ut's hard to have a sense of humor.

tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets

Only SC calls Nuclear Warheads Nukes, and is the only game which has such a capability.

paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

Eliminated is what occurs when you die in SC melee.

Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker

Only SC has hax anymore.

[eestlinc]

same difference though. and you can get nuke troopers in Age of Empires if you cheat.

[Maxico]

Only SC calls Nuclear Warheads Nukes, and is the only game which has such a capability.

Command and Conquer?

Also

deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help

and

Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****

Please me immensely.

[Tavrobel]

Oops about the C&C Nukes. I forgot about those. But C&C newbs aren't quite as bad as SC newbs, whose insult and dialogue progression follows as such described.

same difference though. and you can get nuke troopers in Age of Empires if you cheat.

They aren't nukes, per se, just stuff that blows up. 88 Range is bogus, though, they can shoot across the map, if you are hitting buildings, or attacking an aoe.

The other stuff (rush) can be used at any game, so it doesn't matter.

[udsuna]

It skipped around a bit in the timelines. Plus I really think it should have mentioned, well, how about Pearl Harbor for example? Also should have had more involvement with China. You know what, in general, it missed out entirely on the Pacific and Asian theatres. Plus, it should have had a couple cracks about Musallini and how he essentially got his backside handed to him invading Ethiopia.... I mean, seriously, of all the countries in the world. That's like America losing to Vietnam.... oh, right....

[Tavrobel]

To be completely fair, the Communists have a really good track record of winning wars. Fortunately, most of their own governments collapse on themselves.

I mean, seriously, of all the countries in the world. That's like America losing to Vietnam....

That cut me deep, mon. Real deep.

[Mirage]

Plus I really think it should have mentioned, well, how about Pearl Harbor for example?

T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u

;]

[XxSephirothxX]

That was considerably funnier than it had a right to be.

[Big D]

Clever, I laughed.

Except for the way it overlooks Russia's huge contribution and huge sacrifices from 1941 onward, it's quite apt.

[Hawkeye]

I never knew eestlinc was the comedian.

[eestlinc]

every year i hope to win most funniest and then i

[Madonna]

There should have been commentary on Germany's rush.

Kekeke

[Mittopotahis]

Absolute Genius.

It would probably be better if I knew what happened during WW2. All I know is that Japan bombed America, Germany got involved somehow, Hitler killed a ton of Jews, and then himself. America nuked Japan.

That's all I know