
Originally Posted by
Spatvark
I've never been overly keen on movie theaters, but LotR:FotR traumatised me. I mean, you can't go TWICE in a film, so after having gone once in the first hour and needing to go again twenty minutes later, I thought, "Oh well, how much longer can it be? I'l just hold it."
TWO AND A FREAKING HALF HOURS LATER IT FINALLY FINISHES! TWO AND A HALF HOURS OF MY BOWELS STAGING A REBELLION AGAINST THE REST OF MY BODY. I even almost used my freaking coke cup to piss in but I wussed out of it! DAMN YOU PETER JACKSON! DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!
...best damn piss I ever had though.