Lyrics you though you heard but really didn't thread

[Shiny]

Ever thought you heard lyrics before, but you're actually death?

In the song "Officially missing you" By Tamia
When she sings "It's official"
I swear I hear her says "It's a fish"

In the song "Lady" By Lenny Kravitz
He sings "Sophistcated lady"
I hear, "Fist ate a lady"

In the Song "Ben" By Michael Jackson
It sings "Ben the two of us don't need to look no more"
I hear, "I touch boys...okay, no, I hear When the two of us don't vent no more"

In the "Tubthumping" lyrics by Chum--something
They sing "Pissing the night away"
I hear "Kissing the night away"
(Although the real lyrics are actually much more disturbing)

[GooeyToast]

Secret Agent Man - I used to think it was Secret Asian Lamb