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    Quote Originally Posted by corncracker
    Anyway, the best thing to do is first send her to a movie with her friends, pay for a girls night out ot some crappy chick flick. Then, during the Climax of the movie you run out in a blue bathrobe and stand in front of the screen throwing the robe off and scream at the top of your lungs, "Marry Me! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
    And if she actually marries you she definatly loves you.
    Would you really want to marry somebody that enjoyed "chick flicks?"

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    Getting the bitch pregnant first helps. *goes to poke holes in his condoms*
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    I have no idea.

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    I don't know! I'm a girl, so I probably wouldn't propose. I wouldn't care how someone proposed to me.

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    Amen. With my luck, I'd choke and die.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GLR
    I would just ask her, Wanna get married? or something. None of that romantic crap.
    Huuuge disappointment, I dunno how your future wifey would react but I'd just refuse


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    ok!
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    How would I propose to someone? ... Well, it would end with a slap mark on my face.

    It depends on the person how I propose. o.o

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    how about we'd go to a bar together and get really drunk and then be like "hey, let's get married!!"

    Oh wait, my friends already did that one...

    then how about I'd intentionally forget my birth control and then get pregnant and then be like "well now you have to marry me..."

    Wait, other friend just did that too...

    sorry, kinda irritated at my stupid friends right now.

    but i guess if i wanted to be really romantic, I'd plan a cross country driving trip together. Then I'd find some scenic park along the route with great views (Grand Canyon, Badlands, something like that) and we'd go stand out and look at it in the early evening (or maybe early morning) and ask then.

    One benefit to that approach is if she says no, I can just get back in the car and leave her there. Or throw her in the grand canyon.

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    I don't think that I would be able to get married, currently. I'd say that if this happens in the future, it wouldn't really have to be proposed.

    I'd just say something along the lines of, "I think we should get married."
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    "Will you sign a pre-nuptial agreement?"


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    "Will you sign a pre-nuptial agreement?"
    xD
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    When hubbie proposed to me, it was kind of a worst case senario like rubah mentioned. He had made reservations at one of our favorite restaurants and had arranged with the manager that he would slip the waiter the ring and they would bring it to me on a plate, in place of a dessert. Then we were going to go for a walk on Bayshore Blvd, which this this beautiful view of the water on one side and million dollar homes on the other. Sounds great right?
    This is how it really happened:
    He forgot that he promised his sister several weeks before that we would baby sit her three year old son. They came to get him at about 12:30. The only restaurant that we could stomach then was Bennigan's. After a very late dinner, we got in the car and he started driving. And driving. And driving. He couldn't remember how to get to Bayshore and we ended up at the Platt St. Bridge which is a notorious hang out for homeless people. So with an audience of Tampa's finest, he asked. Incidentally, I was 6 months pregnant with his child at the time and am currently 6 months pregnant with our second child.
    He was really embarrased by the whole thing at the time, but now its funny....

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    I don't care for marriage, so if I ever do get married I'll be the one proposed to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ^^~*M0oNLigHt~Rac00n*~<3
    Huuuge disappointment, I dunno how your future wifey would react but I'd just refuse
    And there I thought people get married because of love and such, not because someone made them a fancy proposal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GLR
    Quote Originally Posted by ^^~*M0oNLigHt~Rac00n*~<3
    Huuuge disappointment, I dunno how your future wifey would react but I'd just refuse
    And there I thought people get married because of love and such, not because someone made them a fancy proposal.
    What kind of backwords world do you live in?

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