Originally Posted by
Sephex
Hello. I am a male figure skater who enjoys driving monster trucks through parks. I don't have a sign because I usually run over stop signs in my monster truck. My dream date is someone to ride a monster truck with me. I hate those lonely nights of destruction. I enjoy eating food and I occasionally go to the bathroom. I have a job and I earn some money too. However, most of my energy goes to the monster truck that I drive. Sometimes, I decide to blast that Whitney Houston song from The Bodyguard. However, cocaine isn't allowed in my monster truck. Running over **** is cool, but you can't bring no white lady in my truck! I occasionally get angry at things too. It's a good ****ing thing that I have my monster truck to deal with the stress. In fact, when we get married, we can both be in monster trucks and run over everyone in the church. We'll put rubber all over our monster trucks so God can't kill us. Dude, this is going to ****ing kick so much ass!