If you had a cannon...

[Evastio]

This was just a random question that came into my mind:
If you had a cannon that could shoot out an infinite supply of one of these things what would you want it to shoot out?
Washing Machines
Drying Machines
Anvils
Grand Pianos
Iron Safes
Hollow Cardboard Boxes

Personally I'd want the Grand Piano because it has wheels. I could do a lot of fun things with an infinite supply of pianos like go down hills riding a piano.

How about the rest of you?

[Dignified Pauper]

If I had a cannon, I'd take out most of shakespeare's works and put in more of Spenser's.

Most of you won't understand what I mean by this.

[Black Angel]

Washing Machine.

.......Ambercrombe!!!

[Moon Rabbits]

I'd have a cannon that had an unlimited supply of cannon balls and shoot them at LunarWeaver's.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

I'd have a cannon that backfires and leave it unattended in the middle of the street pointing at a poster of George Bush. I think i'd have more fun with that

[Evastio]

I'd have a cannon that had an unlimited supply of cannon balls and shoot them at LunarWeaver's.

How about the choices I listed? Which one of those things would you want to shoot out?

Washing Machine.

.......Ambercrombe!!!

[rubah]

I like how no one yet has agreed.

Whonever is going to waste gorgeous beautiful awesome pianos i'm going to aim my anvil cannon at.

[Black Angel]

Washing Machine.

.......Ambercrombe!!!

It's a preppy store......I hate preppy stores...

[I Took the Red Pill]

I'd take anvils and become some type of super-villain in one of the big cities and call myself "The Blacksmith".

[Levian]

Washing machines are practical. Especially if you want to ruin electric devices. Like my MP3 player.

[Evastio]

I like how no one yet has agreed.

Whonever is going to waste gorgeous beautiful awesome pianos i'm going to aim my anvil cannon at.

Using pianos as skateboards isn't considered a waste is it?

[Meat Puppet]

Yes, ever since I was a small boy I always dreamed of firing a drying machine out of a cannon.

[Elite Lord Sigma]

Cardboard boxes. That way, anybody living on the street could have a temporary home.

[Faris]

None of those. Just lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of confetti. It'll be so pretty <3

[Venom]

Yes, ever since I was a small boy I always dreamed of firing a drying machine out of a cannon.

Whoa, dude same here.