Your printer is watching you

[Roto13]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...av=hcmoduletmv

[Chris]

That's not very polite if you ask me. To do such a thing! NOT POLITE AT ALL. ><

[Rye]

When I read this thread, I stared up at my printer, expecting a big red eye to be looking at me. I was sorely dissapointed.

[Roto13]

Like counterfeiters use their home inkjet printers to print money.

[Levian]

My printer is completely useless. It can't even do tricks, like jumping through a flaming circle.

[Miriel]

Isn't this like common knowledge?

Seriously, I know they've done like Law & Order episodes about this.

[rubah]

I figure my printer is so dumb, even if it was spying on me, it would get it wrong, like most things I try to print.

[black orb]

>>> One more reason to not buy a printer..

[crono_logical]

Reminds me of how there's built in protections in colour copiers to prevent you photocopying money, where it detects yellow dots arranged in a specific pattern and will refuse to copy that item On British money, the dots are the yellow circles on the queen's head watermark on the £10 and disguised as the green musical notes on the £20, for example I don't have a £5 or £50 on me at the moment though to see where the patterns are on those

[final fantasy freak123]

[COLOR="Red"]yeah right a printer cant wacth u it has not even got a heart

[Giga Guess]

No, but they do have a pentagarm etched on the bottom to allow them to devour your SOOOOOUL.

[Faris]

*glares at printer*

[Old Manus]

[COLOR="Red"]yeah right a printer cant wacth u it has not even got a heart

Heartless things, those printers. It killed my parents.

[Giga Guess]

Evil printers make Baby Jesus cry.

[Tasura]

My printer BSoDs my laptop everytime i turn it of after printing something =(