I'm a little out of touch with the members these days, but I'll give this a try.
1) Best Member
Loony BoB
Comment - Never pick against the Braves until they actually lose.
2) Best Male
Psychotic
Comment - Probably a consolation of not getting BM, as usual.
3) Best Female
Miriel
Comment -I think she can do it. Shlup is just sort of there these days and people are too scared of Leeza.
4) Best Administrator
Loony BoB
Comment - Most popular admin.
5) Best Cid's Knight
Leeza
Comment - Leeza is a machine when it comes to the warned posts.
6) Best Site Staff
Azar
Comment - Tough call since I don't pay attention to SS stuff. Have a feeling here.
7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Agent Proto
Comment - Proto is very visible and has a good following.
8) Best Veteran
Neel Hates Clout's Guts
Comment - A visible and popular member, even moreso when drunk.
9) Best Regular
roto13-ness
Comment - roto or Shaun probably. I actually thought roto was a veteran so that's what put him ahead.
10) Best Newbie
lovehurts
Comment - Lack of name recognition here might cause people to vote for the 'upset'.
11) Nicest Member
RSL
Comment - It's amazing how he can stay so nice after the Lions' last few seasons.
12) Evilest Member
kikimm
Comment - Holy crap how am I supposed to pick from all these names?
13) Sexiest Male
Bladen
Comment - How the freak should I know? Or the members either? That's why I went with the 'joke' pick.
14) Sexiest Female
Jess
Comment - I think having a bunch of pictures in the album (as well as a pretty face) is the key to winning this one.
15) Cutest Male
RSL
Comment - Cute in that Eeyore way.
16) Cutest Female
smittenkitten
Comment - Aren't these the same chicks from sexiest? Smit has the cutest name.
17) Best Custom Rank
Psychotic
Comment - 'Huh huh, he said tit' a small step up from 'huh huh, he said anus'.
18) Best Avatar
Del Murder
Comment - No contest.
19) Best Signature
ShlupQuack
Comment - Mine is the best but people flock to moving images like moths to flames. Actually, Super Delete's sig is the best. Has he ever been around for a Ciddies?
20) Best Artist
black orb
Comment - A more recognizable name than *angel tears*, both of whom are the estabilshed best artists as I see it.
21) Best Graphic Designer
Rye
Comment - Rye always gets this one because she doesn't get any of the others. Also I hear she's good at what she does.
22) Best Writer
Behold the Void
Comment - If he gets the RP clique to vote he'll run away with it.
23) Best Poet
eestlinc
Comment - He can get a little artsy, but I guess that's what poetry is supposed to be. Otherwise I should have gotten a nomination after Del Murder's Eyeson.
24) Best Poster
Psychotic
Comment - Very tough. The promotion to Knight can either help or hurt his chances here, but I'll give him the benefit.
25) Best Spammer
Neel Hates Clout's Guts
Comment - I never saw the purpose of getting drunk and coming online, but I guess it's to win these awards.
26) Best Chatter
rubah
Comment - I never go into the chatroom. Yet, somehow, I know that rubah spends a lot of time in the chatroom. That's why she wins.
27) Funniest Member
Old Manus
Comment - Another hard one, since my taste in humor is not the same as the general membership. Cid's Knights are not funny so I'll go with the Old Man.
28) Weirdest Member
Chris
Comment - Chris no longer has Future Esthar to compete with, plus he likes Grace Jones.
29) Horniest Member
boris no no
Comment - Uh, sure.
30) Most Underrated Member
theundeadhero
Comment - Maybe not so underrated, but people will think others <i>think</i> he's underrated.
31) Most Missed Member
DMKA
Comment - A lot of members are friends with DMKA, and he was the last on this list to leave.
32) Most Helpful Gamer
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Comment - Can't go wrong with a Square robot.
33) Most Helpful Techy
Samuraid
Comment - Archie's reign of terror is over. It helps when you run the album, too.
34) Most Helpful Member
Loony BoB
Comment - Everyone turns to BoB in times of trouble.
35) Cutest Couple
Hsu & rubah
Comment - Maybe BoB will win. I didn't even know they were a couple, but I'm out of that loop, which is a pretty big loop. These two are more established, unlike RSL + 1, the favorite to win next time.
Most Likely To…
36) Become a Cid's Knight
Quina
Comment - Since there probably won't be any more Knights for a while, a second account modded as a joke is the likely choice. YOU HAVE PROBLEM?
37) Get Banned
DeathKnight
Comment - And he won't even see it coming.
38) Become a Rockstar
Spaceman Spiff
Comment - All that campaigning will pay off.
39) Become the Rockstar's Extremely Obsessive Fangirl
kikimm
Comment - Actually, those two would make a cute couple.
40) Cry when Mufasa dies in the Lion King even though they've seen the film 50 times
^^~*M0oNLigHt~Rac00n*~<3
Comment - Not sure here, so I'll go with Monkey since she has that kind of reputation.
41) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Azar
Comment - Azar will win this one, and then some other one.
42) Be plotting to destroy the internet, beginning with EoFF
Darth Holmes
Comment - No, Cid, <i>I</i> am your father.
43) Be saying they're twice as old as they actually are so they can avoid the COPPA forms
Sora!
Comment - Soon to be sent off to become a man.
44) Be a 45 year old man having a mid-life crisis
Future Esthar
Comment - Either that, or he is completely insane.
45) Get hit by a bus
Bladen
Comment - The in person to make fun of these days.
46) Be driving the bus
Dr Unne
Comment - The same people who voted for Unne last time will probably do it again.
47) Sell their car for gas money
Bert
Comment - His early declaraion that this award was meant for him will probably net him the victory.
48) Be Roadrunner
Loony BoB
Comment - Who the hell knows, so I'll just go with BoB because of the avatar.
49) Be Wile E. Coyote
Meat Puppet
Comment - This guy is popular and I didn't pick him for any of the other awards.
50) Get Together
Dignified Pauper & Neel Hates Clout's Guts
Comment - Quina is not allowed to out-award me, as funny as that would be.





I think she can do it. Shlup is just sort of there these days and people are too scared of Leeza.
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