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    I went on an adventure to the end of my garden when I was 5. Big monsters.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus
    I went on an adventure to the end of my garden when I was 5. Big monsters.
    Was that the monster who chased you, and if he touched you you'd become an orphan? Not because your parents died, but because they and the law and everyone else no longer recognized you as their child?

    That son of a bitch scared the hell out of me for like three years when I was a kid ;_;

    But Jaffar, it is good to see you once again! It heartens me to know that you are safe. As for myself, I have been to the United States, and to Ireland.

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    I enter my house's toilet and see a big mouth.

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    Not this one again.....
    Been to Berlin once, looked like a nice place, I got chased out of a concentration camp cos I was wearing a hammer and sickle badge
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    I went on an adventure to the kitchen, there were many strange things living there. (This is why I eat out a lot)

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    Thank you everyone for this splendid greetings and no more better does it feel hearing from my friends again.

    Hahaha some would say Jaffar Is foolish for traveling home to the sahara in the midst of the summer but here even the summer is comforting, For then there is nothing that the great beaches of the land could not douse ;) HAHAHAHAHA

    Oh Rye how I missed all of you as well, and do not fear for Jaffar for if ever there was a good day to meet the gods it would be jaffar who sends his enemies screaming to meet there gods GHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Rye Tell Jaffar Tales of your journey to italy for I to have tales and stories for I will tell you anything you wish to know.

    avalon I have been to few weddings and even tho I think it is a wonderful occassion one filled with merriment and joy. Tho that joy is best left till after the wedding yes? ;) Hahahahahaha

    Rye always will I be able to humor my friends this is for sure. Hear this riddle


    I am lit by flames, but never catch fire. I get poured on by water, but never do I drown. I float in a sea of black, but never fall. What am I?

    And my friends I use the internet through a cafe as of now for Jaffar is in the midst of the desert and it seems Hahaha that the shift key is broken on this computer and therefor Jaffar had to use the caps lock instead HAHAHAHAHA But do not worry a good break to old habits.

    Come my friends greet jaffar for what better is there then to relish in the sweet company of your friends and companions Hahahahaha

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    It is very troublesome when keys on the keyboard break. Honourable Jaffar, have a safe journey and return home soon. Home Is Where The Heart Is, my mother told me.
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    I don't get what is so funny Jaffar.

    I DO WHAT I WANT. YOU HAVE PROBLEM?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaffar
    Thank you everyone for this splendid greetings and no more better does it feel hearing from my friends again.

    Hahaha some would say Jaffar Is foolish for traveling home to the sahara in the midst of the summer but here even the summer is comforting, For then there is nothing that the great beaches of the land could not douse HAHAHAHAHA

    Oh Rye how I missed all of you as well, and do not fear for Jaffar for if ever there was a good day to meet the gods it would be jaffar who sends his enemies screaming to meet there gods GHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Rye Tell Jaffar Tales of your journey to italy for I to have tales and stories for I will tell you anything you wish to know.

    avalon I have been to few weddings and even tho I think it is a wonderful occassion one filled with merriment and joy. Tho that joy is best left till after the wedding yes? Hahahahahaha

    Rye always will I be able to humor my friends this is for sure. Hear this riddle


    I am lit by flames, but never catch fire. I get poured on by water, but never do I drown. I float in a sea of black, but never fall. What am I?

    And my friends I use the internet through a cafe as of now for Jaffar is in the midst of the desert and it seems Hahaha that the shift key is broken on this computer and therefor Jaffar had to use the caps lock instead HAHAHAHAHA But do not worry a good break to old habits.

    Come my friends greet jaffar for what better is there then to relish in the sweet company of your friends and companions Hahahahaha
    Yay! I went to Italy a long time ago. I met many of my relatives that I have never met before, so it was very enjoyable. Tell me of your adventures too! And that is a tricky riddle, I'm trying to figure it out.


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    Hahahahaha my friends Jaffar will soon depart from this little, hahaha most humble of towns as it seems the desert sun has dried all the "fruits" of this place ;) Hahahaha. Already my caravn leaves within the hour I must depart. Forgive me Rye for not responding to you now for now I must leave and already things look well for our journey I will contact you all as soon as I reach tebessa. Glad tidings and good fortune to you and your fruits HAHAHAHAHAHA Farewell my friends until next time

    PS: Jaffar has purchased this nice little Camera so he will be watching Advent Children Again and Again at least until the battery's run out or the sand eats it away Hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaffar
    I am lit by flames, but never catch fire. I get poured on by water, but never do I drown. I float in a sea of black, but never fall. What am I?

    Stab in the dark....Earth? Lit by the sun (Fire), Rain falls constantly somewhere or another (Poured on by water), and drifts through space (Float in a sea of black.)

    Many thanks Christmas!
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    Hello Dear Friend Jaffar the Legendary Ninja Hahahahaha!!! :</>D Do You Remember Me my Friend I am Monkey?


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    Jaffar My Good Friend I Have Made A Special Appearance For You In My Era Of Disappearance HAHAHAHAHA. Such Weary Times Have Befallen Me And Now I Am In Self-Imposed Exile In The Small Island Country Of Aotearoa. Neel Has Seen Such Wonders Of The World With His Own Eyes Guided By The Morning Flight Of The Eastern Falcon. Many Times Would Neel Have Perished Were It Not For The Kindness Of The Natives Who Provided Neel With Transportation And Accommodation. In Return, As All Great Warriors Of His Lineage Have Done And Will Do From The Beginning Of Time To The End, Neel Bestowed Upon Each Of His Benefactors Leaves From The Legendary Cannabis Plant Rolled In Paper Made From Its Stems, Which The Natives Called "Fat Joint". It Warms My Soul To Hear From A Fellow Traveller And Warrior Such As Yourself And I Will Eat Baked Beans From A Can To Celebrate Such A Wondrous Occasion.

    Is The Answer To Your Riddle Not Oil? For If It Is Not, Then You Have Foiled My Legendary Mental Acuity AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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    Ahhh! Jaffar My Good Fellow! How are thee!?

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