Jaffar My Good Friend I Have Made A Special Appearance For You In My Era Of Disappearance HAHAHAHAHA. Such Weary Times Have Befallen Me And Now I Am In Self-Imposed Exile In The Small Island Country Of Aotearoa. Neel Has Seen Such Wonders Of The World With His Own Eyes Guided By The Morning Flight Of The Eastern Falcon. Many Times Would Neel Have Perished Were It Not For The Kindness Of The Natives Who Provided Neel With Transportation And Accommodation. In Return, As All Great Warriors Of His Lineage Have Done And Will Do From The Beginning Of Time To The End, Neel Bestowed Upon Each Of His Benefactors Leaves From The Legendary Cannabis Plant Rolled In Paper Made From Its Stems, Which The Natives Called "Fat Joint". It Warms My Soul To Hear From A Fellow Traveller And Warrior Such As Yourself And I Will Eat Baked Beans From A Can To Celebrate Such A Wondrous Occasion.

Is The Answer To Your Riddle Not Oil? For If It Is Not, Then You Have Foiled My Legendary Mental Acuity AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH