I like the ones from Rye, Faris, and Shiny_Griever. We should use some of those!

I still think thread-specific ones should return:
Best Thread
Best Post
Best Forum

How about:
Best User Note Poster
Best Private Messager
Best Fantasy Sports Player ()

Most Likely To:
Make an LJ Entry About Their Awards
Make a Long Post Regarding a Game that Came out 8 Years Ago
Campaign to Bring a Banned Member Back
Create the Next Internet Fad