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    Moogle BEEP!



    In the immigration office:

    Q.: "Name?"

    A.: "Abdul Dalah Sarafi."

    Q.: "Sex?"

    A.: "Four times a week."

    Q.: "No, no, no... male or female?"

    A.: "Male, female... sometimes camel..."

    whats your favourite joke ever? post here, we wanna laught .. lol

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    Oh Perola. xD


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    I would post, but they are mostly "yo' mama" jokes, and most of them are extremely inappropriate.

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    Aman walks into a bar and says ouch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perola
    A.: "Male, female... sometimes pônei..."
    fix'd.


    there was a picture here

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    ahahaha

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    Have you ever tried Ethiopian cusine?

    Neither have they.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perola


    In the immigration office:

    Q.: "Name?"

    A.: "Abdul Dalah Sarafi."

    Q.: "Sex?"

    A.: "Four times a week."

    Q.: "No, no, no... male or female?"

    A.: "Male, female... sometimes camel..."

    whats your favourite joke ever? post here, we wanna laught .. lol
    lol

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    A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!^.^"


    A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"

    Love is equal to suffering


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    Two jews walk into a bar, the second one should have seen it coming.

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    What is a joke?

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    I'm so boring, so I don't know any good jokes.



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    Default I got this one from FHM.

    Two elephants and a snake fall off a cliff.
    Boom boom, sssss.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris
    I'm so boring, so I don't know any good jokes.
    Same here.... I know a few though..but they're a bit...innapropriate...

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    Q:How do you know that a blonde's been using a computer?
    A: There's white-out on the screen.

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    A baby seal walked into a club.

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