The Pope, a boyscout, and a famous actor are on a plane, along with the pilot. All of a sudden, the pilot rushes up to the other three, and says, "The plane is out of controll!We need to jump. NOW!" He grabs one of the parachutes, an jumps. The other three are about to do the same when they realize that there are only two parachutes left. The famous actor snatches one up, and as he jumps out he yells to the boyscout and the Pope, "I'm famous! To many epople love me for me to die! So long!" The Pope picks up the las parachute, and hands it to the boyscout. "Go, my son. You are young, and have you whole life ahead of you. My time to go is now. Live a full, happy life." The boyscout merely replies, "But we can both get out!" The pope says "But there is only one parachute!" The boyscout smiles, and replies, "There are two. The actor took my napsack!"

AHhhhh.... sorry for the bad joke...