A blonde walks into a hair salon wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells her that she'll have to take them off, but she says, "I can't take them off! I'll die!" The hairdresser finds this very odd, but rather than argue with her, he agrees to it.

He does the best job that he can to cut around the headphones, but as he goes, the hairdresser realizes that the woman's hair is not going to look very good when he's done.

Soon, the woman falls asleep in the chair. The hairdresser sees this as an opportunity, and removes the woman's headphones. A few minutes later, the blonde slumps over, dead. The hairdresser is shocked! He then put's on the headphones to see what the blonde was listening to in order to keep her alive:

"Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale..."