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    Default Is it me or does Super Smash Bros. Melee suck?

    How did this game ever get a 9/10. It takes about an hour to beat. The controls are godawful and the computer replaces difficulty in skill with difficulty in being cheap. What a waste of money. Why do people think this is good again?

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    You have no clue what you're talking about. =D

    Seriously, though. The whole point of the game is playing other people. And if you think the controls are so bad, you probably don't know how to play properly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PontiusPilate
    How did this game ever get a 9/10. It takes about an hour to beat. The controls are godawful and the computer replaces difficulty in skill with difficulty in being cheap. What a waste of money. Why do people think this is good again?

    7/10
    It's a fighting game. If it takes you an hour to beat the one-player mode, you suck at it. If you're claiming that you unlocked everything in an hour, you're lying, because that's impossible. The computer is cheap? The computer is simple. The computer is the easiest thing in the world to beat. Never play against someone who's taken the time to learn how it works. You'll lose. You're giving it a 7/10? That's not even a terrible score. You're saying it sucks, and then giving it a half-decent rating. Your post sucks. 1/10.

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    from every post I've seen by Pontius, he just tries to create controversy... Honestly dude, just stop it because it's starting to get annoying

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    What are you talking about!? Super Smash rules! I had hours and hours of fun playing this a day

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    You are flat out lying if it takes you an hour to beat the game, unless you're doing it on Very Hard mode. If it takes you that long, you suck. And the controls are not difficult at all. It's probably more because you haven't bothered to take the time to learn them. And if you think the computers are cheap, you apparently are nowhere near skilled enough to take them down. They're easy for me, even at Level 9. Try bumping your handicap down to 1 while keeping theirs at 9. That'll be challenging. And it is impossible to get everything in an hour (unless you're a cheap little brat and cheat). It can't be done.

    In short, your logic sucks, your skill sucks, and your post sucks. Therefore, you suck. Your post gets a -10/10.

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    I like it alot. I find it very fun and challenging. Of course, I used to consider it easy. Then I started to play like crud. But that is beside the point. The point is is that... >_> <_<...

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    Well, if the game sucks, why did you give it a score over 50%? n_n;

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    Come on, guys, The Jackal completely hit the nail on the head.

    Just ignore this bull[img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img].

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    Possibly it's just you
    I wanted to buy the game or something like it just by watching some guys at my old school play it
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    Maybe he got a game shark and got all the stuff-_-

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    Then it somewhat defeats his argument, don't you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PontiusPilate
    How did this game ever get a 9/10. It takes about an hour to beat. The controls are godawful and the computer replaces difficulty in skill with difficulty in being cheap. What a waste of money. Why do people think this is good again?

    7/10

    You are insane. SSBM is the best fighting game EVER. If you think the controls are awful, it's because you didn't practice enough. Plus, it's a fighting game so it's only supposed to take an hour or less to beat it

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    SUper Smash bros Melee is a great game. I think you said what you said on purpose!. You must be asking to get flamed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roto13-ness
    Quote Originally Posted by PontiusPilate
    How did this game ever get a 9/10. It takes about an hour to beat. The controls are godawful and the computer replaces difficulty in skill with difficulty in being cheap. What a waste of money. Why do people think this is good again?

    7/10
    It's a fighting game. If it takes you an hour to beat the one-player mode, you suck at it. If you're claiming that you unlocked everything in an hour, you're lying, because that's impossible. The computer is cheap? The computer is simple. The computer is the easiest thing in the world to beat. Never play against someone who's taken the time to learn how it works. You'll lose. You're giving it a 7/10? That's not even a terrible score. You're saying it sucks, and then giving it a half-decent rating. Your post sucks. 1/10.
    Sorry i offended the fanboys

    Well no crap it was more than the story mode i beat in an hour. I guess when i meant an hour i meant how much fun i squeezed out of the game before i got bored. No I just don't hate fighting games, ive played tons of fighting games that i could spend hours playing without getting bored once. (soul calibur II) A semi retarded child could beat this game. And i'm not trying to start controvery so shut up.
    I can back up all my statements with facts.

    Melee controls suck. If i take one step with someone like Captain F. he runs off the effing stage. At least make the controls more responsive. I am an only child, i have no brother or sister to play with. No, i'm not going to have my friends just to play videogames, thats what lame people do.

    So maybe instead of whining that everything i say is Bull**** you should actually use facts to show me why this is good. You are starting the controversy. Example, I asked something like this about FF tactics and if u read on the people actually gave helpful advice and in the end it changed my mind about the game. http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=84808
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    You didn't ask for advice, you just whined and bitched. You also can't back up opinion with facts, so it's stupid to ask people to do so.

    Also, don't whine that you're not having any fun playing a multiplayer game alone. That's like saying a frisbee is boring because you can't throw it at yourself.

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