Things AC Characters Would Never Say...
I posted a few of these threads in the other forums, and I think they're pretty funny!!!
Kadaj: FATHER!!! LITTLE SISTER!!! WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!
Yazoo: Some people think I talk like I'm gay and high...but I just do that for fun. And I'm the best sharpshooter around!!!
Loz: I hate my mother...I hate crying...I've never cried in my life!!!
Aerith: That's right, Cloud. Keep blaming yourself.
♪ wheee!
:hello: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HELLO KITTY SMILEY :hello:
Reno: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bungee cord? ..................My ass.
I would rather live one day knowing you are here than live forever without you by my side.
OMG!!! CLOUD'S DREAM!!! :laugh: :kaolaugh:Originally Posted by Minxy MOMO
That's one of my favorite lines from that series!!!:kaohappy2
OMG!!! CLOUD'S DREAM!!! :laugh: :kaolaugh:
That's one of my favorite lines from that series!!!
Yeah..it's originally from Kung Pow...but it still fits XD
I would rather live one day knowing you are here than live forever without you by my side.
Ah, I love that movie, Kung Pow. Good Stuff. Anywayz, here's mine:
Cloud: (singing to Sephiroth) F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for you and me. N is for anywhere and anytime. Down here in the deep blue sea.
Sephiroth: (singing to Cloud): F is for fire that burns the whole town down! U is for Uranium...bombs. N is for no survivors!
Cloud (during the highway chase): "Out of gas!? Not now... Tifa forgot to fill the tank up again!"
Tifa: "Dilly dally shilly shally... wait, that sounded totally stupid!"
Cloud (answering the mobile phone): "Hey, sweetie, what's up?"
Sephiroth (after Kadaj turns into him): "Oh no! I've been gone for two years, and when I return, the first thing I see is Cloud lying on top of me!"
Aeris: "I'm so insulted! I was the main character of FFVII, and now they won't even show my face anymore (except for that one scene)! I got so little time on-screen..."
I heard something like this somewhere:
Cloud: "Rufus? Is that you?"
Rufus: "It is I."
Cloud: "But you died! The whole Shinra tower collapsed!"
Rufus: "... I dodged."
People dislike FFIX because they're horrible idiots. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
"One-Winged Angel" is far and away the best final boss song ever
composed. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
LOL SpongeBob is the best!!!:laugh:
Aeris sucks...they shouldn't have put in Advent Children at all.
LOL I heard that somewhere too!!! :kaolaugh:
haha! that's really funny!! xD
♪ wheee!
:hello: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HELLO KITTY SMILEY :hello:
Spongebob spirit rocks!
Sephiroth(from Cloud's dreams):Smother me in gravy,you big dirty man.
Kadaj(singing):Living in the sunlight,laughing in the moonlight,having a wonderful time!
Vincent:the moon!It's chasing me!Everywhere I go,there he is!Knock it off moon!
Yazoo:I'm not wearing any underpants.
Barret:Kweh!
Kadaj:Long hair is gay.
Yazoo:So is DBZ hair.
YES!!!! Cloud's Dreams!!!!!!!
Director: Ok, Sephiroth, Cloud it's your big fight scene. According to the script its all in midair. How?
Sephiroth: We'll, I am the One-winged Angel, and the major villain, so I have an excuse.
Director: What's your excuse Cloud?
Cloud: Well.. heh... I AM the most wonderful video game hero of all time, and I think I perfected the art of flying.
Director: And what is that?
Cloud: I fall... and.. ur... miss the ground.
Yup, it's bad, but I thought of it.
On other side of the line line:
Barett: "uhh.... wrong person spikey"
Cloud: "no it isn't"
Red XIII: would you get the *bleep* off me you *bleep*ing cat! Do I look like a *bleep* Mog doll to you?! Because I'm not you *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*!!!!!!!
Cid:my virgin ears!
More Cloud's dreams!!
Rufus(in a shopuff driver coice):Come here,you pink elephant you!
Rufus:*shows box*
Kadaj:Huh......the pizza!
Rufuso fetch!
Reno and Rude:Extra cheese!
*bang bang bang etc.*
Author:Why did you throw it if you'rew gonna shoot it?It's not like you'd aim better falling off a sky scrasper.
*bang**hits*
Author:Well,whaddya know,you do.
the pizza thing was actually from Advent Children: The Real Story haha lol. I posted that on the Cloud's Dream thread a few days ago
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