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    Vincent:TO INFINITY~~AND BEYOND!`

    Loz:License and registration,CHICKENSMURFER!

    Kadajravity works.

    Yazoo:YODELAY YODELAY YODELAY YODELAY HEE HOO~~~!

    Tifa:That was soooo five minutes ago.

    Narratoron't pick up the phone as it will selfdestruct in 5,4,3,2,1......*Tifa picks up phone*
    BOOM!
    Narrator:Told 'ya.

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    LOL!!! that one with all your base your base are belong too us, that game had so many messed up lines it wasn't even funny!
    Anyway heres mine:
    Cloud: friends don't let friends have mullets!
    Sephiroth: HAHAHAHAAA! I have a MULLET! There's nothing you can do to stop me now!HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
    Aerith: I love you Sephiroth!!!!!
    Sephiroth: Cloud... I am your mother...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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    cloud dreams

    vincent (to cloud) You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
    Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie
    You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
    Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye

    reno: i am a banana

    ac parody

    yuffie: what the *beep*...is that pokemon backgroung music
    kadaj: prepare for nickle
    yazoo: and make it triple
    loz: to provide the main character with frustration
    yazoo: to be the hottest within our nation
    kadaj: to find our mother where she is we dont knows
    loz: even if this involves slappin some hoes
    kadaj: kadaj
    yazoo: yazoo
    loz: loz
    kadaj: silver haired men blast off at the speed of light
    yazoo: oh hell yea
    loz: thats damn right
    turk power!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by forgiven angel
    yazoo: to be the hottest within our nation
    kadaj: to find our mother where she is we dont knows
    loz: even if this involves slappin some hoes
    kadaj: kadaj
    yazoo: yazoo
    loz: loz
    kadaj: silver haired men blast off at the speed of light
    yazoo: oh hell yea
    loz: thats damn right
    HAHA! I love that part. :chuckle:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny_Griever
    Quote Originally Posted by forgiven angel
    yazoo: to be the hottest within our nation
    kadaj: to find our mother where she is we dont knows
    loz: even if this involves slappin some hoes
    kadaj: kadaj
    yazoo: yazoo
    loz: loz
    kadaj: silver haired men blast off at the speed of light
    yazoo: oh hell yea
    loz: thats damn right
    HAHA! I love that part. :chuckle:
    Me too!But you beat me to the team silver hair man part!Dang!

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    cloudto sephiroth) bend over and take it up the tail pipe


    cloud: I see a little silhouetto of a man
    kadaj: Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
    Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me
    yuffie: Galileo
    cait sith: Galileo
    yuffie: Galileo
    cait sith: Galileo
    yuffie & cait: Galileo figaro
    kadaj: magnifico-
    cloud: Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me
    cid: hes just a poor boy
    tifa: from a poor family
    barret:Spare him his life
    vincent: from this monstrosity-
    cloud: Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
    aerith:Bismillah!
    kadaj: no-,we will not let you go
    crowd: let him go
    kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
    crowd: let him go
    kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
    crowd: let him go
    kadaj: Will not let you go-
    cloud: let me go
    kadaj: Will not let you go-
    cloud: let me go
    tifa: no
    kadaj: no
    reno & rude,: no
    loz,: no
    vincent: no
    sephiroth: no
    barret: oh Mama mia,mama
    cloud: Mama mia let me go
    sephiroth: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-
    turk power!!!

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    Cloud is flying towards Bahamut to finish him off.
    Loz: "Huh? Is it a bird?"
    Yazoo: "Is it a plane?"
    Kadaj: "Is it Mother?"
    Reno: "You got it all wrong, yo. It's Super-Cloud!!" (heroic music plays)

    Cloud (after defeating Sephiroth): "Pwned you again, ya n00b! The score's 3-0 for me now."

    Cloud (fighting Sephiroth at the top of Midgar): "Stop flying already! It's way too unrealistic!"

    Cloud (still fighting Sephiroth at the top of Midgar): "Gravija!!" (casts it on Sephiroth)
    Sephiroth (Gravija makes him unable to stay in the air): "Oh, rats..." (falls down a few hundred meter and crashes face-first into an asphalt street somewhere in the lower Midgar)

    Rufus (with Kadaj): "Your mom's in this box. Catch it if you can!" (throws it down from the building, Kadaj jumps down to catch the box) "Haha, I can't believe he actually fell for that!" (takes out the real box with Jenova and blasts it with his shotgun)
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    final RANDOM fantasy

    sephiroth: my mom always said life is like a box of chocolates....you never know what your gonna get

    tifa: i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts there they are a standing in a row big ones
    yuffie: small ones
    tifa: some as big as your head...

    cloud ( to rufus) hi there nice to see ya...bumblebee tuna??? bumblebee tuna
    turk power!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by forgiven angel
    cloudto sephiroth) bend over and take it up the tail pipe


    cloud: I see a little silhouetto of a man
    kadaj: Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
    Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me
    yuffie: Galileo
    cait sith: Galileo
    yuffie: Galileo
    cait sith: Galileo
    yuffie & cait: Galileo figaro
    kadaj: magnifico-
    cloud: Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me
    cid: hes just a poor boy
    tifa: from a poor family
    barret:Spare him his life
    vincent: from this monstrosity-
    cloud: Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
    aerith:Bismillah!
    kadaj: no-,we will not let you go
    crowd: let him go
    kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
    crowd: let him go
    kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
    crowd: let him go
    kadaj: Will not let you go-
    cloud: let me go
    kadaj: Will not let you go-
    cloud: let me go
    tifa: no
    kadaj: no
    reno & rude,: no
    loz,: no
    vincent: no
    sephiroth: no
    barret: oh Mama mia,mama
    cloud: Mama mia let me go
    sephiroth: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-
    Brilliant.

    Cloud:..OHHH... OH AERIS...
    Tifa: Cloud?! YOU SICK ****!!!
    Cloud: .....
    Vincent: I'm travelling with a hoe with giant bags on her chest, and a necropheliac with big crazy swords. Fantastic.

    Thank you Hysterian!

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    Quote Originally Posted by forgiven angel
    cloudto sephiroth) bend over and take it up the tail pipe


    cloud: I see a little silhouetto of a man
    kadaj: Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
    Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me
    yuffie: Galileo
    cait sith: Galileo
    yuffie: Galileo
    cait sith: Galileo
    yuffie & cait: Galileo figaro
    kadaj: magnifico-
    cloud: Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me
    cid: hes just a poor boy
    tifa: from a poor family
    barret:Spare him his life
    vincent: from this monstrosity-
    cloud: Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
    aerith:Bismillah!
    kadaj: no-,we will not let you go
    crowd: let him go
    kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
    crowd: let him go
    kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
    crowd: let him go
    kadaj: Will not let you go-
    cloud: let me go
    kadaj: Will not let you go-
    cloud: let me go
    tifa: no
    kadaj: no
    reno & rude,: no
    loz,: no
    vincent: no
    sephiroth: no
    barret: oh Mama mia,mama
    cloud: Mama mia let me go
    sephiroth: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-
    You actually typed the whole thing out?FANTASTIC!

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    Cloud:(sings) Oh, Sephiroth, you are so perfect.
    So spectacular in every way.
    You bring light into my life, Sephiroth.
    You almost make me forget all about...tacoos!
    Ooh, tacos so good in my tummy yummy yummy give me more.
    I love you, Seph, you almost make me forget about.....tacoooos.

    (Taken from South Park)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omnislasher Draco
    Quote Originally Posted by forgiven angel
    cloudto sephiroth) bend over and take it up the tail pipe


    cloud: I see a little silhouetto of a man
    kadaj: Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
    Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me
    yuffie: Galileo
    cait sith: Galileo
    yuffie: Galileo
    cait sith: Galileo
    yuffie & cait: Galileo figaro
    kadaj: magnifico-
    cloud: Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me
    cid: hes just a poor boy
    tifa: from a poor family
    barret:Spare him his life
    vincent: from this monstrosity-
    cloud: Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
    aerith:Bismillah!
    kadaj: no-,we will not let you go
    crowd: let him go
    kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
    crowd: let him go
    kadaj: Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go
    crowd: let him go
    kadaj: Will not let you go-
    cloud: let me go
    kadaj: Will not let you go-
    cloud: let me go
    tifa: no
    kadaj: no
    reno & rude,: no
    loz,: no
    vincent: no
    sephiroth: no
    barret: oh Mama mia,mama
    cloud: Mama mia let me go
    sephiroth: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-
    You actually typed the whole thing out?FANTASTIC!
    OMG I know!!! Good job, you have more patience than me...

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    omg, Cloud's Dreams have infested this board beyond repair.

    But hey, I'm not complaining.

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    Cloud: You know...I feel like changing my name.

    Vincent: Thomas sounds good to me.

    Cloud: Thomas? Thomas...


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