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    Quote Originally Posted by Griff
    Kadaj: Ok here's the plan. Yazoo will go get every child with Geostigma in Midgar and bring them here.
    Yazoo: How will I get them here?
    Kadaj: Use a truck.
    Yazoo: We're on another continent with no boat going accross.
    Kadaj: Shut Up! Loz, you go to a church and kidnap a little girl with no Geostigma that has no real use in the big plan.
    Loz: Why?
    Kadaj: Shut up!
    Loz: *cries*
    Kadaj: Ok, and I will go see Rufus and spill the beans about everything that we are planning to do.
    Yazoo: Bu-
    Kadaj: SHUT UP!!! Ok, ready? Break!

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    Reno: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts...
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    Quin is wrong and LALA is right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Acula
    Reno: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts...
    Aww,you beat me to that!That was one hilarious line when Reno was piloting the chopper!

    *victory fanfare plays*
    Loz:Hello?What?No pizza?BUT I'M HUNGRY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Acula
    Reno: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts...
    lol I have to agree with him though...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuffie the Dragon Ninja View Post
    Director: Ok, Sephiroth, Cloud it's your big fight scene. According to the script its all in midair. How?

    Sephiroth: We'll, I am the One-winged Angel, and the major villain, so I have an excuse.

    Director: What's your excuse Cloud?

    Cloud: Well.. heh... I AM the most wonderful video game hero of all time, and I think I perfected the art of flying.

    Director: And what is that?

    Cloud: I fall... and.. ur... miss the ground.


    Yup, it's bad, but I thought of it.
    Actually, you didn't think of it. Douglas Admas beat you to it in one of the last three hitchhiker's books(forget which one)

    Any way, here are my thoughts.

    Aerith: Cloud, i was actually just a drea of the faith. You are in no way responsble for my death. Excpet for the fact you were two feet away and did nothing to help me. Nor did you call an ambulance. Actually, I wasn't dead when you lowered me into the water, and lake water on a gut wound stings like hell. You know what? I'm not bringing you back to life!

    Cloud: I feel lighter...No wait, just gas...

    Yuffie: WTF?! We didn't have bahamut SIN materia? And why are the summons acting like aeons all of a sudden? In the game they just did their thing and left!

    Traffic Cop: Hey! The speed limit's there for a reason! Hey, you too, Kadaj! That's it (does speed Limit Break and kills them)

    Aerith: You know cloud, we could hve sex, right here in this field of flowers, and no one would ever no...

    Tifa: Cloud, why are we looking after Marlene? Barrets alive and it was his responsibilty.

    Cait Sith: (in red's ear) A giant stuffed mog couldn't make me tingle the way you do...

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    First Tsurugi? what's that mean? Yes I know, you all must think I'm stupid but I really have no idea what it means....(my guess: First/#1 rod of asswhoop. bad joke i know.) I can't think of anything for this thread for the movie but I can come up with some for the game...

    Yuffie: Awww; here poor homeless person, take this mastered materia and go buy yourself some food.

    Barret: there is no way to remove ourselves from this course of action that we are currently 'on'. We have no choice but to go where this path may take us.

    Cloud: Screw you Hojo, and your stupid numbers too!
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    *Vincent jumps down at the Forgotten City*
    Background music:HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH HAAAALLLLLEEEEEEEELLLLLUUUUUUJJJAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omnislasher Draco View Post
    *Vincent jumps down at the Forgotten City*
    Background music:HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH HAAAALLLLLEEEEEEEELLLLLUUUUUUJJJAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

    *Lands on the ground and starts walking*
    Vincent singing in his deep raspy voice: ...my milkshake brings all the girls to the yard, and they'r like, it's better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, i could each you, but I'd have to charge.....
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    Tifa: Cloud, i know you're not feeling to great about yourself, but i am NOT dressing up like Aerith tonight!

    Cid: Whoa! Did i lose weight? And oldness?

    Sephiroth: Yes! I'm Alive! Now i can watch all those episodes of Family Guy i set my TiVo to record while i was away!

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    Kadaj: Aaaah a nice new motorcycle, now let's paint some hot rod flames on it

    Yazoo: Bunnies!

    Kadaj: Hot rod flames

    Yazoo: Bunnies

    Kadaj: HOT ROD FLAMES

    Yazoo: bunnies

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0meR...elated&search=

    That's where i got it from

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    Yazoo:K... Y... L... in position. It's showtime, boys

    Loz: Easy.
    Kadaj: You think so?
    Yazoo: Less talk! More fight!

    I couldn't help it

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    cloud: you no im going to get realy fat, pig out, get laied tonight

    cloud....My idol

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    Barret: I pitty the foo!


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    Jenova: I am not your mother, Sephiroth.
    The below sentence is true.
    The above sentence is false.

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    Jenova: I am not your mother, Sephiroth
    hahahahahahahhahahahahaahahaha....

    Barret: I pitty the foo!
    hahahahahahahahahahah....

    dont be messin wid my van sucka....i put the smackdown on those crazy ass foos....hahahahahahaha....

    that foo murdock put anchovis on my pizza...nobody likes anchovies...

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    jus some qoutes from the A-team....

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