Sephiroth: I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky, I think about it every night and day, spread my wings and fly away......I believe I can soar, I see you runnin' to the open door......I believe I can fly(I can fly)......I believe I can flyyyyyy......I believe I can flyyyy......
Kadaj(when fighting Cloud):*whistles along with J-E-N-O-V-A*
knock!knock!
Reno: Who's there?
???: Kung.
Reno: Kung who?
SMASH!*Door gets smashed right off it's hinges*
Loz: KUNG FOO!!!
Tifa: Dilly dally shilly shally
audience: WHO IN RETARDEDNESS WOULD SAY SUCH A RETARDED THING???
Loz: You meanie!
Reno: Excuse me? I thought you said I was mean?Cool, 'cause I'm meant to be mean!*smacks Loz in the nose with his rod*
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*Loz zaps Tifa*
Loz:Let's play!
Marlene:Finally!Now she's out cold, we can play all we want!
Loz:But what do we play?
Marlene:I know!*throws materia at him*
Loz:Oh yeah!
*Loz juggles materia*
*victory fanfare plays*
*Loz gets shocked and the materia fell on his head and he starts crying*
Loz:Hello?*sniff*
Kadaj(on the phone):Are you crying again?
Loz:NO I'M NOT!!*sniff*
Kadaj:......oh yes you are.
Loz:no
Kadaj:yes
Loz:no
*slap fight*
*Cloud came back*
Cloud
points at materia)Hey those are my birthday presents from Yuffie!
*Vincent descends*
Vincent:I want to shoot you.And where's the phone slaesman?
Marlene:Uh oh.
Cloud:That's it!You're grounded!
Loz:
Kadaj:I WIN!YOU CRIED!NA NA NA NA NA!
Yazoo:Hey hurry up and go pee in the water.The kids are waiting.
Denzel and the kids:HEY WHERE'S THE PEE??
Rufus:Hey Kadaj do you know your mother tastes like cheese pizza to me?
Kadaj(hangs up):Oh yeah I noticed that.
Reno:It would taste better if we add some macerony and suasages on it.
Rude: ........Don't forget the anchovies.
Cid and Barret(lands on airship):Hey cheese pizza!Our favourite!
Rufus:It's Jenova's friggin' head.
Reno:But it does taste like cheese pizza.
Yuffie
uys,I bought the macerony,sausages and anchovies!
Red XIII:Hey gimme a slice I love cheese!
Loz(rushes back):HEY I'M HUNGRY!WHERE'S MY CHEESE PIZZA??
*victory fanfare plays*
Loz:Hello?
Cloud
on't forget you're grounded.If you want a slice of pizza that would be $9.99.
Vincent:$9.99......WTF?
Aeris and Zack: Why do we have to die so early?We would've had a bite of that Jenova head cheese pizza.
Sephiroth: Hey that's my mother!
*Kadaj takes a bite*
*turns into Sephiroth*
Sephiroth:HEY THAT'S MY MOTHER!I WILL BE THE ONE WHO WILL EAT HER!NOT YOU,NOT ANYBODY,BUT ME!
*Cloud comes and does Omnislash*
*Sephy turns back to Kadaj*
*Kadaj returns to the planet*
Kadaj:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
Finally,it was Cloud who managed to grab the remaining slices of 'Jenova's friggin' head cheese pizza'(coated with macerony,sausages and anchovies) and he lived happily ever after after eating it.THE END.E-N-D. Got it memorized?