Ah, I love that movie, Kung Pow. Good Stuff. Anywayz, here's mine:

Cloud: (singing to Sephiroth) F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for you and me. N is for anywhere and anytime. Down here in the deep blue sea.

Sephiroth: (singing to Cloud): F is for fire that burns the whole town down! U is for Uranium...bombs. N is for no survivors!