Things AC Characters Would Never Say...

[LunarWeaver]

Yazoo: I am fairly disappointed, I have only been called gay 4,317 times, and I expected more.

Loz: Well, as we all know, if the three of us were gay the entire movie would change. Every line, scene, and event would be completely different. Being homosexual would obviously change the plot and our characters completely.

Kadaj: That's it Yazoo? I've been called gay 10,546 times! Kadaj wins! You fail Yazoo, you fail!

Yazoo: Let's just hope nobody uses the word "black" as a synonym for "stupid" while talking about Barret as they do the word gay for us. Because that would be racism and a bannable offense.

Loz: But "That's so gay" as an insult is a part of pop-culture now, so racism deserves consequences but I think homophobia is perfectly acceptable now.

Kadaj: I agree, everything should be labeled gay as an insult, it's such a logical way to attack things. Teh ghey, teh ghey!