Tifa: Your ringtone is the Fanfare?! What are the odds of that?!

Loz: Hey, Kadaj! Quit hogging Jenova! I wanna be Sephirtoh now! Come on! Pleeease! I'll be your best friend!

Cloud: (when kadaj becomes sephiroth) oh no, not another f***in' cosplayer...

Kadaj: Behold the power of my materia! Go! Choco-Mog!

Loz: Wha..? Are you throwing materia at me?
Marlene: Yes. But that was a bad idea. I think i'm gonna keep this pretty red one...BAHAMUT ZERO! I SUMMON THEE!

Tifa: Don't worry Densil. You're safe.
Roxas: Ummm...I tihink you've made a mistake.
Tifa: $#1+. Oh well, guess we need a new orphan.