Things AC Characters Would Never Say...

[forgiven angel]

yet again got this from a youtube vid

it's not the best or as good as my others but oh well

loz:give me my toy

tifa:what toy

cloud:i stole his toy

rufus:at least i still have my cheesy poofs

loz:s***

cloud: i need some chicken soup

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kadaj:hello youthful children im kadaj i am the chosen high preist of jenovaism we are jenova's witnesses
jenova is my mother that mean's she's not your mother ok she's mine i'm here to introduce you to jenovaism commandment number one: there is only one jenova uno not 5 not 6 just one commandment number 2:worship jenova all the time and while your at it i am the high preist of jenovaism worship me too i'm the main villan of advent children me damn it it's not sephiroth this time sephiroth had his spot light and as for him your worship is gone but i can clense you all we shall all be baptized together silver haired men are not alike in this ceremonial waters jenova is and will raise supreme come lets get wet and don't mind the black oily stuff im just turning the water into wine baptism in wine is so sxual


here's where i got it from
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRtBgABvI0Q