hmm...

1) Best Member: fire_of_avalon
2) Best Male: eestlinc
3) Best Female: Perola
4) Best Admin (no nominations)
5) Best Cid's Knight (no nominations)
6) Best Site Staff (no nominations)
7) Best Recognized Member/Former Staff: m4tt
8) Best Veteran: Being Retarded
9) Best Regular: Ramza Beoulve
10) Best Newbie: Name_Taken
11) Nicest Member: Jess
12) Evilest Member: Leeza
13) Sexiest Male: cl_out
14) Sexiest Female: Yooniece
15) Cutest Male: Del Murder
16) Cutest Female: Jess
17) Best Custom Rank: edczxcvbnm
18) Best Avatar: kikimm
19) Best Signature: Del Murder
20) Best Artist: Kawaii Ryűkishi
21) Best Graphic Designer: Rye
22) Best Writer: Strider
23) Best Poet: Jack
24) Best Poster: Big D
25) Best Spammer: Yamaneko
26) Best Chatter: Del Murder
27) Funniest Member: eestlinc
28) Weirdest Member: Calliope
29) Horniest Member: ShlupQuack
30) Most Underrated Member: Being Retarded
31) Most Missed Member: Linus
32) Most Helpful Gamer: Kawaii Ryűkishi
33) Most Helpful Techy: Samuraid
34) Most Helpful Member: Genius Lynx
35) Cutest Couple: Del Murder and Miriel

Most Likely To...
36) Become a Cid's Knight: Meat Puppet
37) Get Banned: DeathKnight
38) Become a Rockstar: Calliope
39) Become the Rockstar's Extremely Obsessive Fangirl: Zeldy
40) Cry when Mufasa dies in the Lion King even though they've seen the film 50 times: Loony BoB
41) Win a Ciddie for the very first time: Cz
42) Be plotting to destroy the internet, beginning with EoFF: Samuraid
43) Be saying they're twice as old as they actually are so they can avoid the COPPA forms: Jojo (I refuse to type out that moonlight raccoon crap)
44) Be a 45 year old man having a mid-life crisis: Yamaneko
45) Get Hit By A Bus: MecaKane
46) Be Driving The Bus: Meat Puppet
47) Sell their car for gas money: DeathKnight
48) Be Roadrunner: kikimm
49) Be Wile E. Coyote: Old Manus
50) Get Together: Bladen and Psychotic