Hello??

Hey it's me... euhmm...
Can you come over tonight?

... Who are you??

I AM YOUR DADDY!!!!!!!

Ok... where's mother... give her to me daddy!!

just a sec kid...

hey little kadaj, how's it going... i wanted to talk to you about something but i might aswell say it on the phone...
YOU WHERE ADOPTED!!!


... Mamma , i want milk *sob sob*