Number 1:
Sephiroth: Gimme the sword
Cloud: No!
Sephiroth: Come on gimme it!
Cloud: I said no!
Sephitorth: I'll give you a M&M
Cloud: OOooh! Ok

Sephiroth:heheh stupid....

Number 2:
Red XIII: Cait Sith stop humping my back you look stupid already

Number 3:
Barret: OoOoOh...the joy of killing