Vincent: Guns don't kill people! I DO! HAHA!

OR

Vincent: I shot the sheriff and the deputee, and your whee doggie too!


Cloud: Yes? Agh, for the last time, I'm a DREADlord, not a DRUGlord.


Kadaj: Yes? Oh hey darkness what's up? the demon hunter left you a message? No, I don't have his number.


Tifa: My hoof and your ass have an appointment!

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Kadaj(in serpent-like voice): In the depths no one can hear you scream. Well, they can, but it's rather muffled.


Sephiroth: ARRRHHHHHH FRESH MEAT.


*fart*
Loz: NOT ME!
Kadaj: NOT ME!
Yazoo: Sorry........


Yazoo: Don't SHOOT, SHOOT, SHOOT that thing at me!