That's irrefutable evidence, right there. Mullet's word is law.Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
That's irrefutable evidence, right there. Mullet's word is law.Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
A vulture walks onto a plane with a dead opossum under each wing. The flight attendant says "Sorry, only one carrion per passenger".
Dr Unne wins, that one made me giggle.
Signature by rubah. I think.
Why are terrorists skilled at playing guitar?
Theyre good at using frets
Winnie the poo
there was a picture here
Where do fish sleep?
on the river bed
Why did the plank of wood go to the movies?
it was board
An E, G and B walk into a bar and the bartender says, sorry we dont serve minors here
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What can I say? I'm a punny guy!
Oh God, I live for this stuff. Puns are one of the greatest things in the world. I can't think of many off the top of my head right now, they generally just come to me in my conversations.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Sign outside a pub named "The Queen of England": Licquor in the front, Poker in the rear.![]()
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.