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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin
    It's "that's two-thirds of a pun: p-u."
    No, it's how my title says it.

    *wins*
    That's irrefutable evidence, right there. Mullet's word is law.

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    A vulture walks onto a plane with a dead opossum under each wing. The flight attendant says "Sorry, only one carrion per passenger".

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    Dr Unne wins, that one made me giggle.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    Why are terrorists skilled at playing guitar?

    Theyre good at using frets

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    Winnie the poo


    there was a picture here

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    Where do fish sleep?
    on the river bed

    Why did the plank of wood go to the movies?
    it was board

    An E, G and B walk into a bar and the bartender says, sorry we dont serve minors here

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    http://jume.livejournal.com/461681.html

    What can I say? I'm a punny guy!

    Oh God, I live for this stuff. Puns are one of the greatest things in the world. I can't think of many off the top of my head right now, they generally just come to me in my conversations.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Sign outside a pub named "The Queen of England": Licquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
    "The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."

    Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.

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