Okay folks, let's hear some abysmal (and by abysmal I mean totally awesome) puns.
That was so bad it wasn't even a full pun, it was P-U!
Okay folks, let's hear some abysmal (and by abysmal I mean totally awesome) puns.
What do the lost boys have for breakfast?
Peter Pancakes
Stu and I pun ourselves.
Justanotherguy> Im' not a wimp!
Justanotherguy> pick out some guy at prom
Justanotherguy> I'll beat him up
Justanotherguy> right there
Justanotherguy> show you how manly I am 8)
rubah> jordan vinson 8)
Justanotherguy> HE'S DEAD MEAAAAAAAAAAT
rubah> he's also pure muscle
Justanotherguy> pure muscle does not inherently mean pure man. which I am 8)
rubah> You'll be puree man<del>
Justanotherguy> I'll puree YOU
Justanotherguy> well
Justanotherguy> I'll probably just make you a milkshake</del>
Gary Lineker made a terrible pun a few hours ago. Something about Phillip Lahm 'pulling the wool over our eyes'. That's so bad that it doesn't even become awesome because of its cheesiness. :yuck:
This thread is very punny btw.
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
Incorrigible punster. Do not incorrige.
(SPOILER)Been wanting to use that ever since I read Spirits White as Lightning
Mr. Mony's rival.
Antimony. (element of the periodic table. Science Class ya know :rolleyes2)
Woman that discovered about radiation.
Mer Cury (Maree Curee blah spelling)
A swimmer is swinming down a river and he nails a concrete wall.
"Dam", he says.
All students in Helsinki go to Finnishing school.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
:/
I think Mark Lawrenson made one during the Germany/Costa Rica match about Centena unlucky not to have an antennae, but that would fit under the sad joke categoryOriginally Posted by Cz
...Geddit?
It's "that's two-thirds of a pun: p-u."
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
A: He felt his presents.
I'm the worst person when it comes to puns.
Last edited by Jess; 06-12-2006 at 05:40 PM.
After working for 24 hours straight he called it a day.
Eggsactly!That's the pun. Egg-Sac-tly. >_>
It's terrible, I know.But common if anyone is talking about eggs.
No, it's how my title says it.It's "that's two-thirds of a pun: p-u."
*wins*
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