Originally Posted by
Omnislasher Draco
Greetings on this glorious day,O EoFF members!This is Draco the Omnislasher,or rather Omnislasher Draco,but just call me Draco anyway.And today,I’m here to present the Ciddies award for~~~~~~~~~~~~TEH HORNIEST MEMBAH!!!
And yeah,I deliberately typed it like that because that’s what it would sound like if I said it out loud.
Anyways,back on topic.This years nominees for this award are……
Boris no no
Darth Holmes
Fuzakeru
Jebus
Rye
Shlupquack
Smittenkitten
Ultima Shadow
and me…….oh,never mind the ‘me’.
Well,how do you define horny?do you need loads of porn VCDs and hentai posters all over your room to be horny?Uhhh……OK,so the examples just now were downright sick.But the hell do I care.I’ve been looking for those stuff for ages but I can barely find any these days.Does that make me horny?Probably.
But,to be horny,you need not be so open to it,especially when your underage*ahem*,because you know it’s illegal.Horny dosen’t mean you’re totally psycho or a downright pervert,it just makes you……sort of more mature.uhhh……I wonder if I’m old enough to say this…….I’m only 14……All I know is,sex is concluded as a part of life.We live through it.We need it to give birth and……for some other reasons*cough cough*.AND FOR SOME PARTICULAR PEOPLE,JUST SO YOU KNOW,SEX IS NOT CREEPY OR SICK OR WHATEVER YOU MIGHT THINK IT IS.
Okay,it’s time to reveal the winner~~~~~~~~~~ME!Just kidding,just kidding,seriously,TEH WINNER,OF THE CIDDIES AWARD FOR HORNIEST MEMBER,IS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You're never underrated with me...
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