Originally Posted by Mittopotahis
When I first saw this Ciddie, I was like “Heh, Sux 2 b them”. But then I thought “I’m hungry.” So I got something to eat, and came back and saw this Ciddie again. It began to worry me. “I’ve got to tell them something!” I said. So here it is. Mitto’s guide to not being hit by a bus.
1. Always look both sides before crossing the road. I cannot stress this enough. Many times a day I see people cross the road and BAM! They get hit by a bus. Remember always to look left first, than right, and left again. Unless you are in backwardsland, in which case you just do the opposite. Stuffed if I can be bothered typing it out.
2. Hold hands with someone. Preferably your mother, father, or older sibling. Also, try and make sure you are in the middle. This means that you won’t get the brunt of the hit.
3. Whenever possible, find a lollypop lady or a zebra crossing. This way the busses will have to stop for you. If there is no lollypop lady or zebra crossing for another 500 metres, than make one. All you need is a stop sign and a bit of paint.
4. Learn the habits of the busses in your local area. Some busses will speed up at light, others will open/close their doors when they are moving. These are potentially harmless, but you must always be wary.
Please, listen to these words of advice. I don’t want to clean up any evidence for anybody. Apart from maybe Flying Mullet, but he bribed me with pleasure. And it was good.
