OKAY HERE IS A CRAPPY SPEECH I WROTE AT 5 AM WHILE TROUBLED:

[q]These are the ones who say to you, "omg asl?!?!//1?!/". And these are the ones who constantly try to get your "hawt nekid sexy pix". Oftentimes they appear to us paranoid, mad, insecure, weird and just plain scary.

We are all victims of theirs. And we have all wondered, at some point, if they are not really all paedophiles of the most depraved nature.

With this in mind, EoFFers, you have nominated them to [most likely] be a 45 year old man having a mid-life crisis. You have suspected each and every one of these members to be something other than what they claim to be.

Shauna is not a sweet, innocent Scottish lass -- could she be a grumpy, haggis-loving, bagpipe-playing Scottish grandpa? RSL is not the gentle, Eeyore-idolising man he claims to be -- but is he something of a viler kind? (Forgive me Ersel you're too sweet for my slander! ;__; ) Of course, we don't have any doubt about the likes of Psychotic and kikimm, but whether or not they're really only 45 -- or older -- is something you might question.

All of these members are dubious characters. Be it age or gender or mental state of mind, they're suspicious. I can only hope that you will EXPOSE the true 45 year old man, and give him the help he so clearly needs.[/q]

I'm so so sorry