Originally Posted by Mitch
For the purpose of this speech, I am going to assume that COPPA stands for Cool Online People Partying Always. Therefore it makes sense, through many mathematical calculations (1+1=A Window har har har) that the winner of this award would NOT be a Cool Online Person Partying Always.
So to waste time while Loony BoB gets penetrated by Award Guy and Psychotic, I will stall the show with THIS.
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Ok, I got nothing. Not even pocket lint, but BELIEVE ME, I say in my chair for about 3 minutes thinking of something to put there. I'm not THAT bad really.
^^~*M0oNLigHt~Rac00n*~<3. Although I have personally never even heard of this person before (nothing personal.... well, yeah, it is) the amount of shiny things in their name suggests to me that they attend many cool online parties, and are not a robot, so I dunno if he... she... it.... would lie or not. If they did; Jesus was watching.
Agent Proto sure is a dastardly fellow, though Agents are often cool, what with their sunglasses and trench coats so.... i dunno. Have some cake, Agent Proto.
DeathKnight is a Knight, presumably having something to do with death.... maybe a hobby? Now we all know that DEATH IS COOL, especially when it involves explosions, so DeathKnight wouldn't have to explain himself to no freakin' COPPA form. He would death it.
Leeza is, in fact, a feline being. And everyone knows cats are the coolest of cool. Leea would have told that COPPA form where it's at, slept in an odd position, landed on all fours, then eaten something weird.
lovehurts is clearly in pain. Pain is not cool, but lovehurts is. It was clear from day one that lovehurts is cool. I was even embraced by a nameless Old Man who wanted to be just as cool as lovehurts. I told him he was a dick and nobody could be as cool as lovehurts.
Nick Schovitz told the COPPA for to shovit (har har) and is such a badass coolguy that he could hug the sun for more than 10 seconds. Granted he would die, but that's still freakin awesome.
Raistlin. Is he some Russian dictator or something? Didn't that happen ages ago? Old guys are NEVER cool unless they live in a blanket on Courtney Place (Wellington represent!) so I think Raistlin might take this award out.
Sora! has an '!' in his name. Everyone knows this is the best way to make yourselves noticed in a herd of Cool Online Party People Always. So possibly Sora! could be a but of a maybe....
Venom comes from snakes. Snakes are cold blooded. Cold is cool. He also plays guitar.
So seeing as I have gone completley off topic, I demand all votes be re-cast in favour of how freakin' awesome I am.
