As dazed as possible...

Barret:

*in the middle of fighting Sephiroth*
"Yah know what? I think the Forgotten City should open a Bar & Grill for a little post-battle refreshing. OW! WTF?! Why the hell did you just stab me Cid!?!?!"

EDIT: By the way, who's left in the survivor games? Anyone got a list of the character names?