hmm, I think I was horrible. let's see:

1) Best Member
eestlinc - well I did come in second last time, and the person who comes in second usually wins the next one.
actual winner Lonny BoB

2) Best Male
Del Murder - he got his mojo back
actual winner RSL

3) Best Female
ShlupQuack - because she is
actual winner Rye

4) Best Administrator
Loony BoB - because Yamaneko sucks
that's one correct

5) Best Cid's Knight
fire_of_avalon - everyone loves them some foaffles
actual winner Leeza

6) Best Site Staff
Azar - azar nut!
actual winner Flying Mullet

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Big D - beard gives +5 to ciddie votes
actual winner Agent Proto

8) Best Veteran
Rye - after the surgery removed her from the Ryechotic she should be able to carry this category
actual winner Dr Unne

9) Best Regular
Ramza Beoulve - Si, si puede!
actual winner roto13

10) Best Newbie
lovehurts - because ekinserge got banned
that's two correct

11) Nicest Member
Leeza - gimme an elixir
actual winner ff7+ff10 girl

12) Evilest Member
Leeza - *gives an elixir*
three correct

13) Sexiest Male
Loony BoB - people have been banned for showing less nipples.
actual winner RSL

14) Sexiest Female
Yooniece - bonus points for being legal
actual winner foa

15) Cutest Male
Bladen - Shota!
actual winner RSL

16) Cutest Female
Zeldy - she has the power
actual winner Rye

17) Best Custom Rank
edczxcvbnm - how is this even a contest?
actual winner Psychotic

18) Best Avatar
kikimm - i like this one a lot more than tmr's dad
actual winner Neel

19) Best Signature
ShlupQuack - dinosaucers
four correct

20) Best Artist
black orb - going to go with the crowd on this one
five correct

21) Best Graphic Designer
Genius Lynx - let me consult my 8 ball...
actual winner Rye

22) Best Writer
Behold the Void - he actually tries to make the writer's forum not suck so much.
six correct

23) Best Poet
eestlinc - number one with a bullet
actual winner DP

24) Best Poster
Psychotic - Kishi really is the most consistently good but nobody notices but me. Psy usually keeps a high level of consistency too, and people know him.
actual winner MILF

25) Best Spammer
Old Manus - because HOORJ is banned
seven correct

26) Best Chatter
rubah - personally I'm pulling for kikimm but yeah.
eight correct

27) Funniest Member
eestlinc - my mom says i'm funny
actual winner Psychotic

28) Weirdest Member
Jaffar - you don't have to be active to win a ciddie, folks
nine correct

29) Horniest Member
boris no no - ms no means no
actual winner Rye

30) Most Underrated Member
SammieBabe - definitely underrated, but maybe too much so to win
actual winner Cz

31) Most Missed Member
Primus Inter Pares - all his second accounts will vote for him
ten correct, made it to double digits!

32) Most Helpful Gamer
Kawaii Ryűkishi - PECOTA: QUICKLY! GATHER! A BAG OF ROSIN. HOLD IT ABOVE A PLATE OF BEANS! AND BRISKLY! RIP IT IN TWO. LOOK AT THE PLATE. EAT ALL THAT YOU SEE. THEN RETRIEVE A LIVE RABBIT! PET THE RABBIT AND LET! HIM! GO! BASTE YOURSELF IN LEMON SAUCE.
eleven correct!

33) Most Helpful Techy
Samuraid - he like does stuff
twelve!

34) Most Helpful Member
Meat Puppet - I never really look for help here, but if I did, I'd look to Meat Puppet.
actually someone else won this award

35) Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel - they live in the same state and don't violate consent laws.
losers

Most Likely To…

36) Become a Cid's Knight
Meat Puppet - not that I have any inside info on this one
actual winner Rye

37) Get Banned
~Sapphirestar~ - disliked by more than a few people
actual winner Sora!

38) Become a Rockstar
Spaceman Spiff - our lyrics are like our children, man!
lucky thirteen!

39) Become the Rockstar's Extremely Obsessive Fangirl
Zeldy - LAURI!
fourteen

40) Cry when Mufasa dies in the Lion King even though they've seen the film 50 times
Chris - has actually seen the Lion King 52 times
actuall Jojo won this, the crybaby

41) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Cz - maybe
Levian won for real

42) Be plotting to destroy the internet, beginning with EoFF
Yamaneko - because it is true
yes baby, fifteen, entering respectability

43) Be saying they're twice as old as they actually are so they can avoid the COPPA forms
^^~*M0oNLigHt~Rac00n*~<3 - nobody that short could be over 12
lol Jojo, that's sixteen, which is four years older than her actual age

44) Be a 45 year old man having a mid-life crisis
Raistlin - because when you think old, you think Raistlin
how did raistlin not win this?

45) Get hit by a bus
Shaun - hey man your name is supposed to be spelled Sean
i still think shaun should have won

46) Be driving the bus
Dr Unne - because he's taking you to school
actual winner psychotic

47) Sell their car for gas money
Bert - MLT be Bert
go bert, seventeen

48) Be Roadrunner
kikimm - can't catch her
edczxcvbnm?

49) Be Wile E. Coyote
kikimm - ouruboros of the highwinds
BoB??

50) Get Together
Quina & repo man - sticking together is what good waffles do
I was so close, and yet so far.

So I got 17 out of 50 right. Not great but not horrible.