The English translations done by the BabelFish are so painful and annoying to read.

English to Dutch to English:

This way painful and annoying the English translations which by BabelFish become are done to read.

English to French to English:

The translations in English made by BabelFish are so painful and awkward for reading. (hey, this one was pretty good!)

English to German to English:

Are so painful and disturbing the English translations, which took place via the BabelFish, in order to read.

English to Dutch to French to German to English:

Will leave the English translations, which is in BabelFish, so painfully and will read attraction means.

Uh huh.