Heh, my Elven name is so obvious that you would need to be ignorant of LotR or on crack to not know it. And since Maxx Power is such a god, I'll do the crossdressing thing too.

Elven Name: Elrond Vanimedlë
Crossdressing Elven Name: Idril Vanimedlë
Hobbit Name: Bulbo Millstone of Bywater
Crossdressing Hobbit Name: Daisy Millstone of Bywater