Barret: Yo Mamma!
Barret: Yo Mamma!
Vincent: I think I'm going to pick flowers today!
Vincent: And cut my hair!
i posted these in ac
cloud dreams
vincent (to cloud) You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie
You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye
reno: i am a banana
turk power!!!
Tifa: oh my god aeris diead cloud do something!!1
Cloud: Do i look like i'm made of phoneix downs?!?!
Sephiroth: Do you guys think my sword is too big?
Barret: Compared to my--
Marlene: I hate you daddy.
Tifa: To answer your question, Seph, your sword isn't too big. Compared to my boobs.
Thank you Hysterian!
Lol, I've seen that, Vincent gets eaten by the Midgar Zolom.Originally Posted by Jackpot
Can sins ever be forgiven?
sephiroth: my mom always said life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what your gonna get
turk power!!!
Tifa: Hey, Aerith... (pulls Aerith's hands under her arms)
Aerith (after Tifa pulls her hands under her sweaty armpits): Ewwwww, Tifa, you sweat too much!
Tifa: Yay, I sweat a lot! (singing) Oh, I love sweat; anything sweaty or filthy or stinky! (LOL) Well, actually, I don't like odor, but I LOVE sweat! Hey, I'm an athlete!
Aerith: Do you think that Marlene would like to hug you when your armpits arew so sweaty that it grosses her out?!
Tifa: Oh, she doesn't mind; she loves me for who I am; she doesn't mind my sweat! In fact, she rubs my armpits often!
Aerith: WHAT?!?! EWWWWW!!!!! Oh man, that's DISGUSTING!
Cloud: Disgusting for you, but not for me!
Tifa: Yep! And I'd love to join your rock band too! Cloud, Tifa, and the Rocky-Rockers! In a nod to Josie and the Pussycats.
Tifa and Cloud (both singing "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls)
It turns out that they are at an American Idol audition.
Randy and Paula: We love it!
Simon: I hated it!
*Final Heaven*
*Omnislash*
Is that your final answer?
Tifa:Cloud,you knew that a simple soft potion could heal Red's dad,right?
Cloud:You know how expensive they are?Do I look like I'm made of soft potions?
vincent; i must be emo.
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Hojo: Hmmmm..... what does this button do?
Sephiroth: You know Aeris, I've decided not to kill you... *STAB@TIFA*
Cloud: I roll a reflex save against Supernova. (<---Lame DnD joke...)
Aeris: I'm going to sing the doom song now!!
Cid: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death...
:kaolaugh:
Ifrit: Shiva is great in bed.
Shiva: Ifrit is great in bed.
Cloud: Shiva and Ifrit are SO great in bed.
Tifa: I need breast reduction.
Aeris: I need breast impants.
Red XIII: Hojo treated me better than these bastards.
Barret: Why does Vincent get a gold arm and a gun, while I get just a gun arm? And WTF is up with that guy from FF Unlimited? You know, that anime series of FF. What a douchebag. He has a golden gun arm... so not fair... And why does that white girl keep calling me "Daddy"?
Sephiroth: I need acne cream to get rid of this crater on my face.
Cloud: The glue that makes my hair pointy is wearing off.
Vincent: I wonder how people would react if I came out of the closet? ... With a rainbow cape! Ooh! Pretty!
Emerald WEAPON: I'm drowning.
Bugenhagen: Where are my legs?
Random Guy In Bathroom: I'm done. But you might want to wait 24 hours before going in there.
Rude: I'm getting a handlebar mustache.
Cid: Outer space is for PuPus.
Thank you Hysterian!
Cloud-I'm gonna flatten my hair
Tifa-My boobs are too small!
Sephiroth-Peace to all ma brudda
Cloud-I'M GGGAAAAYYYY
Red XIII: Hey gramps, i have a question
Bugenhagen: Yes, Nanaki?
Red: How are you able to float around like that?
*2 hours later*
Bugenhagen:.. so long story short I had the same whack doctor that gave Barett the gun-arm graft a large float materia to my a$$
Red: Dude!
*the next day, above Cosmo Canyon*
Red: Wheeeeeee! This is awesome!
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